I Haven't Been Home For Three Whole Nights
Performer(s):  Spike Jones & His City Slickers



I haven't been home for three whole nights
Three whole nights, three whole nights
I haven't been home for three whole nights
Last night, tonight and tomorrow

Been having some fun for three whole nights
Three whole nights, three whole nights
Been having some fun for three whole nights
Last night, tonight and tomorrow

Now I lost my wife's last money
And I didn't care
But now I'm really worried
'Cause somebody's moved my house somewhere

I haven't been home for three whole nights
Three whole nights, practically a fortnight
I haven't been home for three whole nights
Last night, tonight and tomorrow

My wife, she up and left me
Yes, I guess she was provoked
She said I had bad habits
She couldn't stand a man who smoked

I haven't been home for three whole nights
Three whole nights, three whole nights
I haven't been home for three whole nights
Last night, tonight and... and yester... no, no
Last night, tonight and to... no, no
Well, it really doesn't matter
I'm going to get heck when I get home, anyway!