I Hold Your Hand In Mine
Composer(s): Tom Lehrer
Performer(s): Tom Lehrer
and multiple other artists



I hold you hand in mine dear I press it to my lips
I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips
My joy would be complete dear 
If you were only here
But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir

The night you died I cut it off I really don't know why
For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie
I'm sorry now I killed you for our love was something fine
Until they come to get me I shall hold your hand in mine