I Love You Honey But I Hate Your Friends
Composer(s): Rick Nielsen
Performer(s): Cheap Trick



I love you honey but I hate your friends 
I love you honey but they'll be the end of me 
Oh yeah 
I love you honey but I hate those friends 

That fat cat Frank got a heart of gold 
He's got a head of lead, he's young but he acts old 
That limp wrested two-fisted diplomat 
Better draw a map, to see where he's at 
Around and round when he rambles on 
About the latest deal we should be in on 
We shouldn't give him the time of day 
He doesn't give a damn if we sink or swim 

I love you honey but I hate your friends 
I love you honey but they'll be the end of me 
Oh yeah 
I love you honey but I hate your friends 

Did some toot, yeah we had a blow 
Look man, no holes, real nose 
When he says hi he really means the moon 
He was there long before Armstrong 
He stays loose, he says, fill her up 
For eternal youth from those Swiss docs
He's thirty but he feels like sixteen 
Check it out: yep, hundred-n-sixteen! 
I love you honey but I hate your friends 
I love you honey but they'll be the end of me 
Oh yeah 
I love you honey, let's dance 

I love you honey but I hate your friends 
I love you honey but they'll be the end of me 
Oh yeah, yeah 
I love you honey but I hate your friends 

Let's see, there's Miss Tique and Miss Informed 
General Disaster, Mister Know-it-all 
Misses A Lot and Private Stock 
Corporal punishment about to blow his mind 
Mister Mock, Mister Completely
Miss de Plot, Miss Story
Mister Call, Mister De Gaulle
The ageing Mister Martin and that ain't all 

I love you honey but I hate your friends 
I love you honey but they'll be the end of me 
Oh yeah 
I love you honey but I hate those friends 

I love you honey but I hate your friends 
I love you honey but they'll be the end of me 
Oh yeah 
I love you honey but I hate your friends 

I love you honey but I hate your friends 
They love your money 
But they'll be the end of me, oh yeah 
I love you honey but I hate your friends