I Used To Work In Chicago
(Traditional)
Performer(s): Three Bits Of Rhythm
and multiple other artists



We used to work in Chicago
In a department store
We worked in the candy department
We did, but we don't anymore
A lady came in for some candy
"And what will you have?" we said
"Kisses" she said, and kisses she got
We'll never work there anymore

And then we got fired

I used to work in Chicago
In a department store (You did?)
I worked in the hat dept
I did, but I don't anymore (What happened?)
A lady came in for a hat one day
"What'll you have?" I said (What'd she say?)
"Felt," she said, and felt 'er I did
I'll never work there anymore

That was my Wife!
She's all right
I'm not talkin' to you
I'm not askin' you
Ooh!

I used to work in Chicago
In a department store
I worked in the glove department
I did, but I don't anymore
A lady came in for some gloves one day
"And what will you have?" I said (What she say?)
"Rubber" she said, and rub 'er I did
I'll never work there anymore

I love my work
I bet you do

I used to work in Chicago
In a department store
I worked in the shoe department
I did, but I don't anymore
A lady came in for some shoes one day
"What kind would you like?" I said
"Boot" she said, and boot 'er I did
I'll never work there anymore

You get a kick out the work, don't you?
Well, you see, that was my mother-in-law

I used to work in Chicago
In a department store
I worked in the stockings department
I did, but I don't anymore
A lady came in for some stockings
"And what'll you have?" I said
"Hose" she said, and hose she got
I'll never work there anymore

You're fired!
You can't fire him, he means Nylons
Ooh!

I used to work in Chicago
In a department store
I worked in the bakery department
I did, but I don't anymore (Make any dough, Joe?)
A lady came in for some bakeries
"And what will you have?" I said
"A layer" she said, a layer she got
I'll never work there anymore

I love my work

I used to work in Chicago
In a department store
I worked in the poultry department
I did, but I don't anymore
A lady came in for some poultry one day
"And what will you have?" I said
"A goose" she said, and a goose she got
I'll never work there anymore

We used to work in Chicago
In a department store
We worked in the meat department
We did, but we don't anymore
A lady came in for some meat one day
"And what will you have?" we said
"Baloney" she said, and we don't do that
We'll never work there anymore