I Wanna Get Married
Composer(s): Phil Charig; Milton Pascal; Dan Shapiro
Performer(s): Gertrude Niesen 
and multiple other artists



Everything is ready for the wedding
The Choir's been rehearsing for a week
The Minister is standing in the pulpit
But the Groom it seems is playing hide and seek
While here I am standing, waiting starry-eyed
When will I ever get to be a bride

I wanna get married
I wanna get spliced
I long to be knotted and see my friends potted
I wanna be confettied and riced

They say that married life
Is what one makes it
I'm sure I've got what it takes
But no one takes it

I wanna get settled
Crawl into a shell
I wanna start cooing and spend my life doing
The things that mom and pop used to spell

Give me a cottage small
Where the railroad never stops
I wanna sleep in pyjama tops
I wanna get married

I wanna get married
I wanna get spliced
I long to be knotted and see my friends potted
I wanna be confettied and riced

Let others play the field
I'd rather choose one
I want to own a twin set
And only use one

I wanna get settled
I wanna play house
Though men are all no good, they say it feels so good
To have your own particular louse

They say that magic thrill
When they play "Here Comes The Bride"
Works better than Coke vanilla light
I wanna get married