I Wish I Was A Lesbian (aka IWIWAL) Composer(s): Loudon Wainwright III Performer(s): Loudon Wainwright III
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo! I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight I'd sleep with women only Man, it would be great I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke I'd hang with K.D. Lang Mel Gibson, take a hike! I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung Other things are more important - like how you use your tongue! I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
I dare Casey Kasem to play this!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo (I hate that machis'mo!) I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
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