Wild Bill Hiccup Composer(s): Brandt; Morgan Performer(s): Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Singers: Here is a western we saw last night Full of action and dynamite We thrilled and nearly stood on our head From the moment the hero walked in and said
Bill: I'm Wild Bill Hiccup and I'm brave and strong I been ridin' the range for six months long I been ridin' the range a-roundin' up cattle I got so many blisters, I'm tall in the saddle
Pete: I am a villain, I'm mean as can be I hate the hero 'cause he sings off-key I'm an ornery cuss and I'm so full o' lead When a rattlesnakes bites me, he drops down dead Why, chewing on bullets is my daily routine (Spitoon Sound) See what I mean?
Indian: Ugh, me indian, nice and tanned Uuh, me also businessman We're taking scalps to make a penny Sell them to man named Jack Benny
Singers: Our story takes place in a lawless town They'd called on Hiccup to tame things down He has just arived and who should he meet But a no-good outlaw Poison Pete
Bill: Pete, I hear you've been a-rustling again
Pete: And I blew up the bank and I shot twenty men I held up the stagecoach, and robbed the mail car
Bill: One of these days you're gonna go too far
Bill: So you think that you're a pretty good fighter
Pete: You should have seen what I did to Pink Rider
Bill: You mean Red Rider?
Pete: No, he changed his name He got faded last week in a big crap game
Pete: I think you're a coward through and through I'm gonna tell the whole town what I think of you (Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!) So there!
Bill: Shootin' off your mouth won't get you anywhere
Bill: You better leave town if you wanna live Or I'll fill you full with holes till you look like a sieve My old six-shooter is a-achin' to spout
Pete: You better cover up the muzzle, the candy's falling out
Singers: Now the mood of our story changes fast Hiccup is back on his ranch at last
Bill: Well, here I am, I better get dressed I've got a heavy date, I wanna look my best I'll take a quick shower and smell like a flower (Quick Shower Noise) That was a mighty quick shower
Bill: Who's a-knockin' at my door
Annie: It's Gopher Annie, the girl you adore
Bill: Gopher Gal, you've changed somehow
Annie: Do I look like a cowgirl? Bill: No, like a cow
Annie: Bill, do you like the perfume in my hair
Bill: Is that the perfume you always wear?
Annie: No, this is stronger, it's more alive
Bill: What do you call it?
Annie: Corral number five
Bill: Gal, I can see you've been ridin'
Annie Of course, and I had to put the blindfold on the horse
Bill: Blindfold a horse, you're crazy in the head
Annie: If he sees what he's carrying, I'm afraid he'll drop dead
Bill: Gal, I loves ya, deep down inside And I've been needin' a wife since old Kate died
Annie: What, stop just staring, why don't you propose?
Bill: I can't find a ring the size of your nose
Bill: Anyway I've got to find Poison Pete I think he's hidin' at Girdle Creek
Annie: Girdle Creek, there must be a catch Is it far from here?
Bill: It's quite a stretch
Bill: Well, here we are, it's the end of the ride Pete and his gang are waitin' inside Now here's my plan, be as quiet as a mouse I'll sneak in, and you surround the house
Annie: Here's your gun
Pete: I don't need a gun I'm gonna throw that gang out, one by one
Annie: I hope you know what you're talking about
Pete: You just count 'em as I throw 'em out
Annie: One!
Pete: Stop counting, that's me!
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