My Little School
Composer(s): Charles Strouse - Don Black
Performer(s): Charlotte Rae



Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf
Drop it to the bottomless gulf
Venomous viper, come to us
Covered with evil ooze and puss

We just love the wicked and worst
Of all nature’s things, they come first

So if you’re filthy (filthy), smelly (smelly)
Evil, wicked and cruel (evil, wicked and cruel)
You’ll be right at home (you’ll be right at home)
In my little school (Queen Aggie’s School)
(Queen Aggie’s School)

We have fun when others work (others work)
Especially where bad things lurk (bad things lurk)
All day long we frolic and play
Turning people into clay, ha-ha

Anyone that we still hate
We’ll dip and serve them on a plate (we’ll serve them on a plate)

So if you’re filthy (filthy), smelly (smelly)
Evil, wicked and cruel (evil, wicked and cruel)
You’ll be right at home (you’ll be right at home)
In my little school (Queen Aggie’s School)

Come on everybody sing!

Filthy (filthy), smelly (smelly)
Evil, wicked and cruel (evil, wicked and cruel)
You’ll be right at home (you’ll be right at home)
In my little school (Queen Aggie’s School)
In my little school (Queen Aggie’s School)
In my little school (Queen Aggie’s School)

Mine, mine, mine… (School)
Yeah