Oh! You Have No Idea!
Composer(s): Dan Dougherty; Phil Ponce
Performer(s): Sophie Tucker 
and multiple other artists



There's a man
There's a ma
Has the old maids wishin'
For new ambition
Every time they see him passing along
What a man!
What a man!
He's a real live petter
A sweetheart getter
When I tell you I'm not telling you wrong!

Has he arms that are big and strong?
Does he know where those arms belong?
Oh! You have no idea!

Has he ways that I love so much?
Does he speak with his sense of touch?
Oh! You have no idea!

He's got a million in the bank
And that helps a lot!
But say, that million in the bank
Is only part of what he got!

Gosh oh gee, do I wanna swear!
Could he answer a maiden's prayer?
Oh! You have no idea!

Has he lips all the girls adore?
Does he know what he's got 'em for?
Oh! You have no conception!

Has he eyes that are full of love?
Do they show what he's thinking of?
Oh! You have no idea!

He's got that whatsy-whatsy-what
What people can't name,
And say, that whatsy-whatsy-what
Would make the wildest woman tame!

Hot as fire, all the girls agree
Does he spark when he's out with me?
Oh! You have no idea!

Does he love like a desert sheik?
When he necks, can he make 'em weep?
Oh! You have no realisation!

Has he got what the girls all crave?
When they're with him, does he behave?
Come to me for information"

He claims he's travelled quite a lot
In far distant lands
I don't know if it's true or not
But boy, he sure has travellin' hands!

Like an auto, he changes speed
Has he got what his Sophie need?
Oh! You have no idea!