It Never Rains In Sunny California
Composer(s): John Elliot
Performer(s): Spike Jones



There are some things which never will happen
I'm sure you'll agree
Like Crosby's horses winning races
and Benny playing The Bee
But here in Hollywood there's one thing
on which you can bank every time
Because it never, never happens
I'll bet my very last dime
That it never rains in sunny California
How true, how true, how true
It never rains in sunny California
But what a lot of dew!
The sun is shining all the time
It shines where e'er you float
The scenery is so lovely to see
if you own a glass bottom boat
But it never rains in sunny California
the sun shines all the time
(Spike Jones type musical break)
(Sneeze) It dever raids id Suddy Califordia (Wheeze)
Of course dot, How perfectly absurd (Sneeze)
It dever raids id suddy Califordia (Hack)
The Chaber of Cobberce (Sneeze) give you their word
(Cough) The liquid sud keeps pourin down 
It's so hard to explain
If you're not a Califordian (Sniff) you'd swear that it was raid
But it dever raids in suddy Califordia (Wheeze) 
No
I heard some people say (Huff) that it dever raids in Sunny California
As they swam past me out the Valley the other day
And id my back yard I had a victory garden, fresh ad green
I went out there this morning and found a Japanese submarine!
But it dever raids in Suddy California
It's a cloudburst all the -- uh uh uh (Sneeze hack) time