The Eleven Hours Of Christmas Performer(s): Jim Haynes
By the first hour of Christmas the kids are all awake One can tell it's Christmas Day
By the second hour of Christmas the kids begin to make Too much noise.... One can tell it's Christmas Day
By the third hour of Christmas the toys begin to break Three broken toys, too much noise.... One can tell it's Christmas Day
By the fourth hour of Christmas your head begins to ache - For no one enjoys, three broken toys, Too much noise..... One can tell it's Christmas Day
By the fifth hour of Christmas you just have to take Five aspirins please.... for no one enjoys, three broken toys, too much noise.... One can tell it's Christmas Day
By the sixth hour of Christmas you make a big mistake Six cans of beer, five aspirins please.... for no one enjoys, three broken toys, too much noise.... One can tell it's Christmas Day
By the seventh hour of Christmas - your hands begin to shake Seven relatives appear, six cans of beer, five aspirins please.... for no one enjoys, three broken toys, too much noise.... One can tell it's Christmas Day
By the eighth hour of Christmas dinner has been baked Ate too much again, seven relatives appear, six cans of beer, five aspirins please.... for no one enjoys, three broken toys, too much noise.... One can tell it's Christmas Day
By the ninth hour of Christmas your stomache starts to quake Nine hours of pain, ate too much again, seven relatives appear, six cans of beer, five aspirins please.... for no one enjoys, three broken toys, too much noise.... One can tell it's Christmas Day
By the tenth hour of Christmas you're eating Auntie's cake Ten rows have started, nine hours of pain, ate too much again, seven relatives appear six cans of beer, five aspirins please.... for no one enjoys, three broken toys, too much noise.... One can tell it's Christmas Day
By the eleventh hour of Christmas - go home for goodness sake - Eleven couples parted, ten rows have started, nine hours of pain, ate too much again, seven relatives appear six cans of beer, five aspirins please.... for no one enjoys, three broken toys, too much noise.... One can tell it's Christmas Day
If I get that old wishbone, I will make three wishes I'd wish that I was on my own every single Christmas I'd wish that I could disappear when relatives intruded I'd wish with noisy toys each year...batteries weren't included!
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