Doin' It The Hard Way
Composer(s): Jimmy Van Heusen - Johnny Burke
Performer(s): Betty Hutton
At the early age of three It first occured to me A girl should always try to improve herself While the others played with toys I practiced charm and poise And finished Dr. Elliot's five foot shell I exercised each morning Cold creamed my face each night Saw my dentist twice a year Curbed my appetite And so I modestly admit It didn't help one single bit!
Some girls can make any man dream By flashing an innocent gleam Me, I do and hiccup, curl my upper lip up Light a roman candle and scream I have to do it the hard way!
Some girls can wear any old rags And capture the wolves and the stags Me, I dress in sables, walk across the tables Waving three American flags I have to do it the hard way
Let's say there's a dance They're playing a waltz And I want romance That's when I begin turning sommersalts
Some girls can keep men on their toes By smiling and throwing a rose Me, I wrack my noodle, whistle "Yankee Doodle" Balancing a broom on my nose Oh Ima telling you why! I have to do it the hard way I have to do it the hard way
Suppose there's a park A boy on a bench I'm out for a lark So I make him fall with a monkey wrench
When someone like Hedy Lamarr Steps into the swankiest bar All the fellas get up Light her cigarette up Me, I'd have to smoke a cigar And then they call me a car
Dr., is there a chance for me? Can't you cure this insanity? I'm tired of tearing up the town being one of the sights Wearing funny hats trimmed in neon lights Why must all I always be bettered and scorned Doin' everything the hard way?
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