Siam Composer(s): Wayne Hoefle; Del Porter Performer(s): Spike Jones
You can look this wide world over You can search both land and sea but you'll never find another man like me If you listen to my story I will tell you who I am I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am There's no greater man in Siam than I am Oh, when I go walking by the women all give me the eye I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am Why, I've got sixteen double chins I'm father of the Siamese twins I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am
I'm the fastest man in Siam, I am There ain't no faster man in Siam than I am Lightning don't scare me none Before it hits I'm gone I'm the fastest man in Siam Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! Oh no you ain't! I am, too I'm the fastest man in Siam, I am When I calls on my sweetheart I gets there long before I start I'm the fastest man in Siam
I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am There's no richer man in Siam than I am I wear diamonds on my nose and platinum toe nails on my toes I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! Oh no you ain't! Tell them what's happening? I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am I've got castles filled with gold liquor 99 years old I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am
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