Sideshow 
Composer(s): Vinnie Barrett; M. Brooks; Alice Cooper; Bobby Eli; J. Norwood; B. Smith; J. Taylor; Dan Wexler
Performer(s): Blue Magic



Hurry, hurry, step right up 
See the sideshow in town for only fifty cents 

Step right up, hurry, hurry before the show begins, my friends 
Stand in line, get your tickets, I hope you will attend 
It'll only cost you fifty cents to see 
What life has done to those like you and me 

See the man with the broken heart 
You'll see that he is sad 
He hurts so bad 
See the girl who has lost the only love she ever had 
There's got to be no sadder show to see 
No doubt about it 
Satisfaction's guaranteed 

So let the sideshow begin 
Hurry, hurry, step right on in 
Can't afford to pass it by 
Guaranteed to make you cry 

Let the sideshow begin 
Hurry, hurry 
Hurry, hurry 
Step right on in 
Can't afford to pass it by 
Guaranteed to make you cry 

See the man who's been cryin' for a million years 
So many tears 
So many tears 
See the girl who's collected broken hearts for souvenirs 
It's more exciting than a one man band 
The saddest little show in all the land 

So let the sideshow begin 
Hurry, hurry 
Hurry, hurry, step right on in 
Can't afford to pass it by 
Guaranteed to make you cry 

Let the sideshow begin 
Hurry, hurry, step right on in 
Can't afford to pass it by 
Guaranteed to make you cry 

So let the sideshow begin 
Hurry, hurry 
Hurry, hurry, step right on in 
Can't afford to pass it by 
Guaranteed to make you cry 

Let the sideshow begin 
Step right on in 
Hurry, hurry, step right on in 
Can't afford to pass it by 
Guaranteed to make you cry 
Hurry, hurry 

Let the sideshow begin...