Skinny Minnie 
Composer(s): Bill Haley; Rusty Keefer; Catherine Williamson; Milt Gabler
First release by: Bill Haley & His Comets - 1958
Covered by multiple other artists



My skinny Minnie is a crazy chick
Six foot high and one foot thick
Do I love her 
Does a boy love pie
She is the apple of my eye
Skinny Minnie
She ain't skinny, she's tall, that's all

Though her shadow doesn't take much ground
What there is sure gets around
What there ain't that's what she be
'N' even that's too much for me 
Skinny Minnie
She ain't skinny, she's tall, that's all

Slightly slimmer than a fishing pole
One half rock and one half roll
Dig that chick from either side
Man, you'll yell "Where did she hide"
Skinny Minnie
She ain't skinny, she's tall, that's all