Soft-Sell Conclusion
Composer(s): Frank Zappa
Performer(s): The Mothers of Invention



A lot of people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom 
They think: Oh, ah, what can I say? 
What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?
But the answer is simple, my friends
Just call, and tell them how you feel about muffins...pumpkins...wax paper...
Caledonia, Mahoganies, elbows ...green things in general...
and soon, a new rapport...you and your new little green and yellow buddies, grooving together...
Oh, no! Maintaining your coolness together! 
Worshipping together in the church of your choice...(only in America...)

Call any vegetable 
Call it by name
Aw, you gotta call one today
When you get off the train

Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Wow! That the vegetable will *Respond* to you

Oh, no! Can you see them responding? 
The pumpkin is breathing hard...h-h-h-h
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h - H - Hhhhhhhhhhhh!
(What a pumpkin!)