Honey Bun
Composer(s): Oscar Hammerstein II - Richard Rodgers
Performer(s): Mary Martin
and multiple other artists



Nellie:
My doll is as dainty as a sparrow
Her figure is somethin' to applaud
Where she's narrow she's as narrow an arrow
And she's broad where a broad should be broad

A hundred and one pounds of fun
That's my little honey bun!
Get a load of honey bun tonight

I'm speakin' of my Sweetie Pie
Only sixty inches high
Ev'ry inch is packed with dynamite!

Her hair is blond and curly
Her curls are hurly-burly
Her lips are pips!
I call her hips 'Twirly' and 'Whirly'

She's my baby, I'm her pap!
I'm her booby, she's my trap!
I am caught and I don't wanna run
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun!

I am caught and I don't wanna run
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun!

Believe me sonny!
She a cookie who can cook you 'till you're done
Ain't bein' funny!
Sonny, put your money on my honey bun!