All American Husband
Composer(s): Julie Ann Beisbier
Performer(s): Peggy Sue



There's a girl in a miniskirt walkin' down the street
He acts like he don't notice, but he ain't a-foolin' me
He'll look down at her ankles, then he'll look up to her thighs
Then you'll hear him softly sigh as the girl walks by

He's an all American husband, all American husband
He's a devil in disguise, he's got mischief in his eyes
He's an all American husband

He goes to a go-go where the girls don't wear too much
He'll pretend he's not excited, but then why is he all flushed
As the girl starts her motion, he'll say what a disgrace
But ladies take a look at that smile upon his face

He's an all American husband, all American husband
He's a devil in disguise, he's got mischief in his eyes
He's an all American husband

All American husbands, you'll find them all the same
Don't think yours is any different, he just has a different name
Some are bold and flirty and others shy and tame
But they ain't foolin' me and they've got the same thing on their brains

He's an all American husband, all American husband
He's a devil in disguise, he's got mischief in his eyes
He's an all American husband

That old man of mine, he ain't no different
Football, women, baseball, women, poker, more women
All American husband 
Ha! that's him