Star Trekkin'
Performer(s): Dr. Demento



Star Trekkin', across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin', across the universe
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse

Lt. Uhura, report!

Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
starboard bow
starboard bow 
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
starboard bow, Jim

Analysis, Mr. Spock!

Spock: 
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
not as we know it
not as we know it 
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
not as we know it, Captain

Uhura: 
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
starboard bow
starboard bow 
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
starboard bow, Jim

Star Trekkin', across the universe 
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin', across the universe
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse

Medical update, Doctor McCoy

McCoy: 
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead

Spock: 
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
not as we know it
not as we know it 
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
not as we know it, Captain

Uhura: 
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
starboard bow
starboard bow 
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
starboard bow, Jim! 

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk

Kirk: 
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill
shoot to kill
shoot to kill
We come in peace, shoot to kill
shoot to kill, ma'am

McCoy: 
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead

Spock: 
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it
not as we know it
not as we know it 
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
not as we know it, Captain

Uhura: 
There's Klingons on the starboard bow 
starboard bow
starboard bow 
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
scrape them off, Jim!

Star Trekkin', across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk! 
Star Trekkin', across the universe 
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse! 

Engine Room, Mister Scott

Scotty:
Ye canna change the laws of physics
laws of physics
laws of physics!
Ye canna change the laws of physics
laws of physics, Jim

Kirk:
Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill
shoot to kill
shoot to kill!
We come in peace, shoot to kill
Scotty, beam me up!

McCoy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim, Dead!

Spock:
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it
not as we know it
not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
not as we know it, Captain

Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
starboard bow
starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
starboard bow, Jim!

Scotty: 
Ye canna change the script, Jim!  
Up ta you, Jimmy!

McCoy:  
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!

Kirk:   
Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!

Scotty: 
Ach!  
If I give 'er any more she'll blow, Captain!

Boom