Stepsister's Lament Composer(s): Oscar Hammerstein II - Richard Rodgers Performer(s): Kenneth Williams and multiple other artists
Why would a fellow want a girl like her? A frail and fluffy beauty Why cant a fellow ever once prefer A solid girl like me? Shes a frothy little bubble With a flimsy kind of charm And with very little trouble I could break her little arm Oh, why would a fellow want a girl like her So obviously unusual Why cant a fellow ever once prefer A usual girl like me?
Her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink But not any pinker than a rose is Her skin may be delicate and soft But not any softer than a does is Her neck is no whiter than a swans Shes only as dainty as a daisy Shes only as graceful as a bird So why should the fellows go all crazy?
Oh, why would a fellow want a girl like her? A girl whos merely lovely Why cant a fellow ever once prefer A girl whos merely me?
Whats the matter with the men? Whats the matter with the men? Whats the matter with the men?
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