Christmas Dragnet (Yulenet) Composer(s): Daws Butler - Stan Freberg - Walter Schumann Performer(s): Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
Joe: This is the season My name's Wednesday My partner's Frank Jones The Chief's name is Captain Kellogg
December the 24th, Christmas Eve They brought in a guy named 'Grudge' When I heard what they booked him on, my blood ran cold It was a 4096325- 096704: not believing in Santa Claus
4:35 p.m. I was working the holiday watch out of homicide with Frank
Frank: "Hang up your stocking yet, Joe?"
Joe: "Yeah, just before I come down You too Frank?"
Frank: "Always do Hung it up early just in case I have to work late tonight Wouldn't wanna miss out on when Santa Claus comes you know"
Joe: "Sure wouldn't, be a shame"
Frank: "Whatcha gonna do tomorrow, Joe? Whatcha gonna do on Christmas, you got any plans?"
Joe: "Nothin' much"
Frank: "Why don't you come by the house Joe? We're gonna have Christmas dinner You know, all the trimmings: turkey, celery stuffing, oysters maybe Chestnuts, all the trimmings, you know Cranberry sauce, love'ta have ya The Missus always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks You know, olives, pickles, scallions Most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions Did you ever notice that Joe?"
Joe: "Notice what Frank?"
Frank: "How most people call them green onions but they're really scallions"
Joe: "Uh-huh Scallions"
Frank: "Anytime after two, Joe Love ta have ya."
Joe: "Uh-huh Well I'll see"
Frank: "Love ta have ya"
Joe: "Uh-huh Well, I'll see"
Frank: "Love ta have ya"
Joe: "Uh-huh Well, I'll see"
Frank: "Missus always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks You know - olives, pickles, scallions"
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