A Married Man's A Fool
Composer(s): Willie McTell
Performer(s): Ry Cooder; Roy Book Binder; Willie McTell



Had a friend, Louie Brown, he was a deacon
Just as wise as he could be
Now I realized he could read the Good Book
Back from Revelations down to Genesee
You know last Sunday morning we was over to the church
My buddy wants to take him a stand
And he looks out upon the whole congregation
The Good Book in his hand

Now he cast his eye about, and then he looks over in the Amen Corner
All the sisters commenced to shout [What'd he say?]
He said a married man's a fool to think that his wife love nobody else but him
She stick by you all o' your life the chances is mighty slim
Now you read the Good Book, chapter twenty-one
Every married woman got to have a little fun
Read on over chapter twenty-two
It's a sin to let that woman make a fool outta you
Now you read a little further, chapter twenty-three
She two-time you, brother, like she double-crossed me
Read on back, over chapter ten
Shimmy one time, you got the problem again
'Cause a married man's a fool to think that his wife loves nobody else but him 
I mean, loves nobody else but him

Well, a married man's a fool to think that his wife
Loves nobody else but him
She stick by you all your life the chances is mighty slim
Now you read on over twenty-fifth page
Married women's, Lord, is hard to engage
Read kinda careful, chapter twenty-six
Back door slamming you got to learn to get it fixed
Read on out, chapter twenty-eight
Who's that back slidin' out through yo' back gate?
I believe I'll close on chapter twenty-nine
Woman get tired of the same man all the time
'Cause a married man's fool to think that his wife loves nobody else but him 
I mean love nobody else but him