Little Girls



Miss Hannigan:
Little girls 
Little girls 
Everywhere I turn I can see them
Little girls
Little girls

Night and day
I eat, sleep and breathe them
I'm an ordinary woman
With feelings
I'd like a man to nibble on my ear 
But no man as bit 
So how come I'm the mother of the year? 

Little cheeks
Little teeth 
Everything around me is little
If I wring 
Little necks
Surely I will get an acquittal 

Some women are dripping with diamonds
Some women are dripping with pearls 
Lucky me! Lucky me! 
Look at what I'm dripping with 

Little girls
How I hate 
Little shoes 
Little socks 
And each little sloomer 
I'd have cracked 
Years ago 
If it weren't for my 
Sense of humor
Some day
I'll step on their freckles 
Some night
I'll straighten their curls 
Send a flood
Send the flu 
Anything that You can do 
To little girls 
Some day I'll land in the nut house 
With all the nuts and the squirrels 
There I'll stay 
Until the prohibition of 
Little girls