Another One Rides The Bus
((Adapted from: Another One Bites The Dust (by Queen) - 1980))
((Spanish Version: Otro Muerde El Polvo (by Illya Kuryaki & The Valderramas) - 1996))
Composer(s): John Deacon - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Performer(s): "Weird" Al Yankovic - 1981



Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed!
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back!
It was smellin' like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor!
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stoppin' to pick up more!
Look out! 

Another one rides the bus-ah!
Another one rides the bus-ah!
And another comes on
And another comes on!
Another one rides the bus!
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you!
Another one rides the bus!

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear!
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me
Hasn't showered in a year!
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens
And I think my wallet's gone!
And I think this bus is stoppin' again
To let a couple more freaks get on!
Look out! 

Another one rides the bus-ah!
Another one rides the bus-ah!
And another comes on
And another comes on!
Another one rides the bus!
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you!
Another one rides the bus! 

(Yeh!) Huh ah huh ah huh ah huh ah! 

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus-ow!
Another one rides the bus-hey, hey!
Another one rides the bus-hey-y-y-y! 

The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke
And my face is turnin' blue! (yeh!)
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who!
Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door!
There isn't any room for me to breathe!
Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah! 

Another one rides the bus-ah!
Another one rides the bus-ah!
And another comes on
And another comes on!
Another one rides the bus!
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you!
Another one rides the bus! 

Go! (go) 
Yeh! (yeh)