Polly In A Porny
Composer(s): Shel Silverstein
Performer(s): Shel Silverstein



Haha I kissed Polly goodnight 
Haha as we stood at her front door 
Now she's quite a proper lady 
So I didn't ask for anything more 
But haha I was feeling oh so groovie 
That I went down to the movie 
And I sat down and guess just what I saw

I saw Polly in a porny 
Down at the dirty flicks 
I saw Polly in a porny 
I didn't know she knew them tricks 
What I seen nearly struck me blind 
I never knew she was the artically inclined 
I saw Polly in a porny with a pony 
And I've nearly blowed my mind
Was she gallopin' (no no no) 
Oh was she trottin' (no no no) 
Oh was she riding across the country
with some tall dark handsome person 
Oh was she wearin' her cowboy hat 
Haha well not exactly that
But at least I recall she had her spurs on 
I love ol' Polly in a porny 
I keep on going back 
Yeah in the very last row I'm singin' low 
With my coat bouncin' in my lap 
Ooh I spend each dime I can afford 
I swear she's gonna win an academy award 
I saw Polly in a porny with a pony 
And the pony seemed a little bored 
Ooh oh ride 
Polly ride slide
Polly slide