Masochistic Baby
Composer(s): Shel Silverstein
First release by: Shel Silverstein - 1972



Oh ever since my masocistic baby went and left me (she has left you a again) 
I got nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall (poor wall) 
She loved me when I beat her (oh they do love that) 
But then I started actin' sweeter (oh mistake) 
Oh and that ain't no way to treat her at all

She is the one that I'm dreaming of and you always hurt the one you love 
And ever since my masochistic baby went and left me 
Nothin' to hit but the wall (what you know) 
Nothin' to belt but my pants (yes I've suspendors) 
Nothin' to whip but the cream (it gets so nasty) 
Nothin' to beat but the eggs 
Oh nothin' to punch but the clock 
Oh nothin' to strike but the match (light my fire) 
Oh nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall