Leave The Purty Girls Alone (aka Leave The Pretty Girls Alone)
Composer(s): Carson Robison
Performer(s): Carson Robison
and multiple other artists



Met a little gal in London
Pretty hair and eyes of blue
Listen while I tell my story
Show you what a gal will do
She told me go and spend my money
To buy a purty di'mond stone
I put it on her hand on Sunday
And Monday morning she was gone

Then I met a gal in Memphis
Thought she was on the square
Don't know where she went from Memphis
But anyhow I paid the fare
I thought she was a shy young maiden
Because her cheeks were always red
But when I went to find my bank-roll
I found that I was shy instead

Then I met a Spanish maiden
And Oh! I thought she loved me so
She didn't speak the English language
The only word she said was "dough"
I can't forget that senorita
A playin' on her castinets
She nearly put me in the poor-house
I wore my socks till they were spats

Then I went to Honolulu
Just to see what I could see
Saw the Hula girls a-shakin'
On the beach at Waikiki
I never can foget them maidens
Gee! but they were nice and brown
I learned a lot about their shakin'
When they went and shook me down

There I thought I learned my lesson
Thought the gals and I were through
Till I met a red-head mama
Who said she'd always love me true
Said she didn't want my money
But she got it just the same
'Cause I took her to the preacher
Got myself a ball and chain

I used to be a carefree trav'ler
Used to be a regular sheik
Now I have to take my pay check
And turn it over ev'ry week
Oh! don't forget the things I tell you
A woman's heart is made of stone
But listen to my warnin'
Leave the purty girls alone