She's My Girl 
Composer(s): Tom Lehrer
Performer(s): Tom Lehrer



Sharks gotta swim and bats gotta fly
I gotta love one woman till I die
To Ed or Dick or Bob
She may be just a slob
But to me, well she's my girl!

In Winter the bedroom is one large ice cube
And she squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube!
Her hairs in the sink
Have driven me to drink
But she's my girl
She's my girl
She's my girl and I love her!

The girl that I lament for
The girl my money spent for
The girl my back is bent for
The girl I owe the rent for
The girl I gave up Lent for
Is the girl that heaven meant for me!

So for breakfast she makes coffee that tastes like shampoo
I come for dinner and get peanut butter stew
Or if I'm in luck
It's broiled hockey puck!
But oh well
What the hell!
She's my girl and I love her!