Lola ((aka Yoda (by "Weird Al" Yankovic) - 1985))
Composer(s): Ray Davies
First release by: The Kinks - 1970
Covered by multiple other artists



I met her in a club down in North Soho
where you drink champagne
and it tastes just like Coca Cola
C-o-l-a Cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name
and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-o-l-a Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
but when she squeesed me tight
she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
under electric candlelight
she picked me up and sat me on her knee
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy
but when I looked in her eyes
I almost fell for my Lola
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Lola
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away. I walked to the door
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees
I looked at her, and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
I always want it to be that way for my Lola
Lo lo lo Lola

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
except for Lola 
Lo lo lo Lola

Well I left how just a week before
and I never ever kissed a woman before
Lola smiled and took me by the hand
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
but I know what I am and that I'm a man
so is Lola
Lo lo lo Lola 
Lo lo lo Lola

Lola 
Lo lo lo Lola 
Lo lo lo Lola
Lola 
Lo lo lo Lola
Lo lo lo Lola