Lumberjack Song Composer(s): Terry Jones - Michael Palin - Fred Tomlinson Performer(s): Monty Python
Barber: I wanted to be ... a lumberjack!
Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia The Giant Redwood The Larch The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!
With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day
Mounties: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day
Barber: I cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea
Mounties: He cuts down trees He eats his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day
Barber: I cut down trees. I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars
Mounties: He cuts down trees He skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day
Barber: I cut down trees I wear high heels Suspendies, and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear Papa
Mounties: He cuts down trees He wears high heels Suspendies, and a bra?!
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter! ...
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay He sleeps all night and he works all day
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