Technique
Composer(s): Johnny Mercer
Performer(s): Pat Boone



You love 'em you leave 'em
That's what is known as technique technique
The more you deceive 'em the more they like your technique

Ah they have de feminine mind
which is something like being colour blind
Ah we keep 'em guessing and that is how
we out manoeuvre womankind

Ohhhh the womenfolk their back is broad
de brain is weak
So they pigeon for de bachelor's technique

Strong-arm them cave-man them
they're unimpressed with the male physique
The more you deadpan 'em
the more they like your technique

Some like the arrogant stare
others like the shy retiring air
While there are others who like you best of all
when you ain't even there

Ohhhh.. de woman folk their face is fair
their brain is weak
Sooooo..h they pigeon for the bachelor's technique

But to make them jump thru the ring
or to keep them dangling on a string
You find out what they want you to do
and you do the opposite thing

The less you caress them
they more they turn the other cheek
The more you outguess them
the more they like your technique

So just remember what I have told you
and always keep it in mind
We keep 'em guessing and that is how
we out manoeuvre womankind

(I repeat now)
Keep 'em guessing and that is how
we out manoeuvre womankind (repeat)