Tequila Sheila
Composer(s): Mac Davis - Shel Silverstein
Performer(s): Bobby Bear; Bob Gibson



Pour me another tequila, Sheila
Take off that red satin dress.
'Cause I crossed the border
And I beat the dealer for all of that gold in Juarez
I feel just like ol' Pancho Villa, Sheila
And I've got the pesos to spend
So pour me another tequila, Sheila
And lay down and love me again

No I can't tell you about it 
Don't mind the gun by my bed
But I feel kind'a naked without it 
And it eases the fears in my head 
I never have trusted in woman
But Sheila I trust you tonight 
So pass me the salt and a lemon 
Bend down and blow out the light 

Pour me another tequila, Sheila
Take off that red satin dress
'Cause I crossed the border
And I beat the dealer for all of that gold in Juarez
I feel just like ol' Pancho Villa, Sheila
And I've got the pesos to spend
So pour me another tequila, Sheila
And lay down and love me again

Sheila I'm hearin' your heartbeat
But I'm hearing footsteps outside
The courtyard is crawlin' with them Federales
And Sheila, there's no place to hide
Now I don't know who could have tipped 'em 
Nobody knew it but you
But I never have trusted the women 
Sheila here's what I'm going to do 
Yeah! 

Pour me another tequila, Sheila
Take off that red satin dress
'Cause I crossed the border
And I beat the dealer for all of that gold in Juarez
I feel just like ol' Pancho Villa, Sheila
And I've got the pesos to spend
So pour me another tequila, Sheila
And lay down and love me again

Pour me another tequila
I'm goin' ta put on your red satin dress
You put on my clothes
And you go out and face the dealer
And Sheila I wish you the best 
I never trusted in women
Sheila I trusted you tonight
So pour me another tequila Sheila 
And I'll run for the border again

Yeah! Pour me another tequilla, Sheila
As I ride for the border tonight