The Bloke Who Invented Beer
Performer(s): Rolf Harris



Okay you lot, all right, all right, you fellahs, now
you're all drinking up and havin' a good time 
How about a round of applause for the gent who made all this possible...
... The bloke who invented beer 
Are you gonna join me in a musical tribute to this noble benefactor? (Too right!)

How about a cheer for the bloke who invented beer
He gave this tired old world a spark
They should have his statue in ev'ry park
Life was so drear till this genius thought up beer
So, charge your glasses, drink a cheer
To the bloke who invented beer

Yes, us fellahs know that the invention of beer was the greatest thing that ever happened to mankind 
Ahead of electricity and airplanes and all that other stuff 
But did the bloke who invented beer get the credit and recognition he deserves...
No!
No, he don't 
But we don't forget him 
Just look at our pub motto
Caesar was great and so was Nero, but the bloke who invented beer's a hero! 
So c'mon, loosen up your tonsils and let's give it another burst 
Are you ready? Well, let's go then...

Oh, how about a cheer for the bloke who invented beer
We'd all be shakin' and quakin' flops
If we couldn't gargle our throats with hops
He was the first to defeat the old demon thirst
So, charge your glasses, drink a cheer
To the bloke who invented beer

How about a cheer for the bloke who invented beer
Though not one hist'ry book gives his name
We say he will stay in the hall of fame
Man's joys were few, till our hero brought out his brew
So, charge your glasses, drink a cheer
To the bloke who invented beer

Yeah, life was so drear till this genius thought up beer
So, charge your glasses, drink a cheer
To the bloke who invented beer

Yeah, life was so drear till this genius thought up beer
So, charge your glasses, drink a cheer
To the bloke who invented beer...