Chicken Cordon Bleus
Composer(s): Paula Ballan - Steve Goodman - Tony Mandel
Performer(s): Steve Goodman



When I first met you baby
You fed me on chicken and wine
It was steak and potatoes and lobster
And babe I sure felt fine
But now all you ever give me
Is seaweed and alfalfa sprouts
And sunflower seeds and I got my doubts
You left me here with the Chicken Cordon Bleus

My stomach is empty and all I got is food for thought
I been up all nite thinkin'
'Bout the twenty pounds of groceries we bought
We bought ten pounds of brown rice
And five more of beans
And five pounds of granola
And you know what that means
I'm just a regular fella with the Chicken Cordon Bleus

I'm starved for affection
And I don't think I can stand no more
This stuff is so weird
That the cock roaches moved next door
Can you see that old dog out in the street
He's got a big smile on his face
'Cause they let him meat
Babe, I got the lemon and the Chicken Cordon Bleus

Yeah I'm goin' down to the baker and get me a cannoli
And maybe a chocolate eclair would be nice...