The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) Composer(s): Melanie Safka - Brendan O'Shaughnessy) Performer(s): The Wurzels
I drove my tractor Through yur 'aystack last night (Ooh-arrhh, ooh-arrhh) I threw me pitchfork at yur dog To keep quiet (Ooh-arrhh, ooh-arrhh) Now somethin's tellin' me That you'm avoidin' me Come on now, darlin' You've got somethin' I need
'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key
She made I laugh, ha-ha
I'll stick by you I'll give you all that you need We'll 'ave twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed And you know I'll love you, darlin' So give me yur hand But what I want the most Is all they acres of land
'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key
Ooh-aah, she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all
For seven long years I've been alone in this place Eat, sleep, in the kitchen It's a proper disgrace Now if I cleaned it up Would you change your mind I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy And that lager and lime
'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key
Who loves ya, baby, ha
Weren't we a grand couple At that last wurzel dance I wore brand new gaters And me cordouroy pants In your new Sunday dress With your perfume smellin' grand We had our photos took An' us holdin' hands
Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me Should stop this galavanting And will you marry me 'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key
Aahh, yu're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on yur land
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