The Equestrian Statue
Composer(s): Neil Innes
Performer(s): The Bonzo Dog Band



There once was a very famous man 
On his famous horse he'd ride through the land 
The people used to see him everywhere 
When he died, they put a statue in the square 

(hooray) 

Here comes the Equestrian Statue 
Prancing up and down the square 
Little old ladies stop 'n' say 
"Well, I declare!" 

Once a month on a Friday there's a man 
With a mop and bucket in his hand 
To him it's just another working day 
So he whistles as he rubs and scrubs away 

(hooray) 

Here comes the Equestrian Statue 
Prancing up and down the square 
Little old ladies stop 'n' say 
"Well, I declare!" 

It's a sight to bring you joy, you feel so gay 
And it's guaranteed to brighten up your day 
If it's gray 

(hooray) 

Here comes the Equestrian Statue 
Prancing up and down the square 
Little old ladies stop 'n' say 
"Well, I declare!" 

It's a sight to bring you joy, you feel so gay 
And it's guaranteed to brighten up your day 
If it's gray 

Feel so gay 
Feel so gay 
Feel so gay 
Feel so gay 
Feel so gay