The Flying Saucer
Composer(s): Pitt
Performer(s): Billy Cotton
Is another world watching us?
Who are these strangers from space?
What is the mystery?
Let us reveal... the truth!
Two little men in a flying saucer
Flew round the world one day
Looked to left and right of it
Couldnt stand the sight of it
And quickly flew away
They couldnt stand anything they saw, sir
And didnt care to stay
From the view they got of us
Hated all the lot of us
And quickly flew away
Took a look around and once theyd seen us
Hurried off to space
As quickly as they could to Mars and Venus
Saying, What a place, to live in
Two little men in a flying saucer
Had no desire to stay
When they cruised around the world
Sorry that they found the world
And quickly flew away
Said, What a planet, wonder who began it
As they flew across the USA
Heard Frank Sinatra, made a swift departure
And they quickly flew away
Flew over Britain, everybody sittin
As they listened to the radio
What had they got on, good old Billy Cotton
But the two little men said, Oh no!
Oh really, Clarence, of all the terrible places
If Id know it was like this here, Id never have come
Now go on, drive the saucer back home at once
This isnt our cup of tea and you know it
Two little men in a flying saucer
Had no desire to stay
When they cruised around the world
Sorry they had found the world
And quickly flew away (Flew away)
Yes they quickly flew away (Flew away)
Yes the quickly flew away
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