The Flying Saucer 
Composer(s): Bill Buchanan - Dickie Goodman
Performer(s): Bill Buchanan & Dickie Goodman



Part 1

Announcer: 
We interrupt this record to bring you a special bulletin
The reports of a flying saucer hovering over the city have been confirmed 
The flying saucers are real

Too real when I feel
What my heart can´t conceal (The Platters "The Great Pretender")

Announcer: 
That was The Clatters recording 
Too Real 
We switch you now to our on the spot reporter downtown

C´mon baby let´s go downtown (Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers "I Want You To Be My Girl") 

Announcer:
Take it away John Cameron Cameron

Reporter: 
This is John Cameron Cameron downtown 
Pardon me madam, would you tell our audience what would you do if the saucer were to land?

Jump back in the alley (Little Richard "Long Tall Sally")

Reporter: 
Thank you and now that gentleman there

What I´m gonna do, is hard to tell (Fats Domino "Poor Me")

Reporter: 
And the gentleman with the guitar, what would you do, sir

Just take a walk down lonely street (Elvis Presley "Heartbreak Hotel")

Reporter: 
Thank you 
We return you now... Scr-Ee-Ee-Ch

brak: 
This is Brak your outer space disc jockey with a request for Earth

Earth angel, earth angel (The Penguins "Earth Angel")

Announcer: 
That was The Pelicans outer space recording, Earth 
I´ve just been handed a bulletin 
The flying saucer has just landed 
We switch you again downtown

Reporter: 
Here we are again 
We have with us Professor Sir Cedric Pentingmode of the British Institute 
and the professor is approaching the saucer to see if there´s possibly any sign of life aboard

Sir Cedric: 
Well I´m sure something... are you there?

I hear you knocking
But you can´t come in (Smiley Lewis "I Hear You Knockin'")

Announcer: 
That was Laughing Lewis´ record, Knocking

Reporter: 
This is John Cameron Cameron on the spot 
And now I believe we´re about to hear the words of the first spaceman ever to land on Earth

A wop bob alumop balop bam boom (Little Richard "Tutti Frutti")

Announcer: 
And now here are the ball scores 
Four to three, six to two, and eight to one 
The impact of seeing the first spaceman has this reporter reeling

Here I go reeling, uh-oh, uh-oh (The Platters "The Magic Touch")

Announcer: 
That was The Clatters again with their big one, Uh-Oh

Reporter: 
This is John Cameron Cameron again downtown 
The spaceman has returned to his ship and is taking off 
We return you now to our studios 
The flying saucer has gone 
There is no threat of an invasion 
However, the flying saucers are still around

Still around (The Platters "The Great Pretender")


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Part 2

Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

Announcer: 
We are not going to interrupt this record

Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

Announcer: 
Yes, we are 
The flying saucer has landed again

Washington: 
The Secretary of Defense has just said

Ain´t that a shame (Fats Domino "Ain't That A Shame")

Announcer: 
That was Skinny Dynamo´s record, That´s A Shame

Reporter: 
This is John Cameron Cameron, part two 
Gathered around me are several of the spacemen 
Tell us, have you come to conquer the world?

Alien: 
#[*%/ *=#.?) =j*#*% =#.?)=j*#*% =#.?)=*#*#'~*

Reporter: 
And now would you repeat that in English?

Don´t want the world to have and hold (Don Cherry "Band Of Gold")

Heckler: 
Hey, why don´t you go back where ya came from?

Don´t be angry and drive me away (Nappy Brown "Don't Be Angry")

Reporter: 
We return you now to our studios

Announcer: 
Here is a news item from Washington 
The president has just issued a statement to the spacemen and we quote

You can do anything
But lay off of my blue suede shoes (Carl Perkins "Blue Suede Shoes")

Announcer: 
That was Pa Gherkin´s record, Shoes 
We switch you again downtown

Reporter: 
This is John Cameron Cameron downtown 
Professor Sir Cedric of the British Institute, tell us how were the saucers able to land?

Sir Cedric: 
Well, you see...

The motor cooled down
The heat went down (Chuck Berry "Maybelline")

Announcer: 
That was Huckle Berry´s recording, The Motor Cooled Down

Reporter: 
This is John Cameron Cameron again 
I believe the spaceman has a final parting word

See you later alligator (Bill Haley "See You Later Alligator")

Reporter: 
We return you now to our studios

Announcer: 
The spacemen have gone again but look to the skies 
The saucers will always be there

Always be there (The Platters "My Prayer")

Brak: Goodbye Earth people