The Laughing Policeman Composer(s): Billy Grey Performer(s): Charles Penrose; Tiny Tim
I know a fat old policeman He's always on our street A fat and jolly red-faced man He really is a treat
He's too kind for a policeman He's never known to frown. And everybody says He is the happiest man in town!
He laughs upon point duty He laughs upon his beat He laughs at everybody When he's walking in the street
He never can stop laughing He says he's never tried But once he did arrest a man And laughed until he cried!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha
His jolly face is wrinkled And then he shut his eyes He opened his great big mouth It was a wonderous size!
He said "I must arrest you!" He didn't know what for And then he started laughing Until he cracked his fat old jaw
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha
So if you chance to meet him While walking 'round the town Shake him by his fat old hand And give him half a crown
His eyes will beam and sparkle He'll gurgle with delight And then you'll start him laughing With all his blessed might!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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