Rhubarb Tart Song Composer(s): John Cleese Performer(s): John Cleese
I want another slice of rhubarb tart I want another lovely slice I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie But rhubarb tart is, oh, so very nice A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart! A what-barb tart? A rhubarb tart! I want another slice of rhubarb tart!
The principles of modern philosophy Were postulated by Descartes Discarding everything he wasn't certain of He said 'I think, therefore I am a rhubarb tart' A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart! A René who? René Descartes! Poor nut, he thought he was a rhubarb tart!
Read all the existentialist philosophers Like Schopenhauer and Jean-Paul Sartre Even Martin Heidegger agrees on one thing Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart! A Jean-Paul who? A Jean-Paul Sartre! Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart
A rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets Especially the immortal bard He caused Richard the Third to call on Bosworth Field 'My kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart!' A rhubarb what? A rhubarb bard! Immortal what? Immortal tart! As rhymes go, that is really pretty bard!
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