The Son Of Irving Performer(s): Frank Gallop
You remember how Irving got three slugs in the belly? How it happened outside the Frontier Deli? How he lived by his gun and died by his gun? Well, no one knew fat Irving had a son
Named Seymour Tall, slim Seymour Tall, slim, excellent-looking Seymour Son of the hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West
He had steamy eyes and stood six-foot four When he walked in the bar, he filled the door He had a gun in one hand, and the folks would stare 'Cause in his other hand, he had a teddy bear
Seymour Tall, sissy Seymour Tall, excellent-looking, sissy Seymour Son of the hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West
Seymour was dressed in boots magenta By his mother, Esther, a dance hall yente She had one goal, and he never mocked her She dreamed he'd marry a lady doctor
Seymour Momma's boy Seymour Excellent-looking, big baby Seymour Son of the hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West
One day Seymour rode into town Billy the Kid was waitin' to shoot him down Seymour disguised himself in a dress and bustle And rode out of town as Lillian Russell
Seymour Side-saddled Seymour Tall, really excellent-looking Seymour Son of the hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West
But then Seymour made Bad Max a dare There stood Seymour, one hand on his gun and one on his teddy bear But Bad Max shot Seymour down in the high noon sun Stupid Seymour had drawn his teddy, and hugged his gun
Seymour Mortally wounded Seymour Not so excellent-looking Seymour Dead, dum-dum Seymour Truly, the son of the hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West Really
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