Doctor Heckle And Mr. Jibe
Composer(s): Dick McDonough
Performer(s): The Dorsey Brothers
and multiple other artists



Who gathers all the talk o' the town
Who gives it to you, doesn't ???
Who caters to the girls if they try
Doctor Heckle and Mr. Jibe

They corner each and all of the clues
They publish what'll soon become news
Likewise, you'd better subscribe
To Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Jibe

When there's room for argument
Get out them hammer and tongs
They don't know from nothin' so
They always wind up kickin' dogs

Yeah, yeah'n begin
Just bring 'round a bottle o' gin
Take a lesson on how to invite
From Doctor Heckle and Mr. Jibe

But last, somethin' confidentially new
Yeah, the credit where the credits due
The Pullitzer Prize for the champion liars
Goes To Heckle M.D. and Jibe Esquire