Three Time Loser
Composer(s): Rod Stewart
Performer(s): Rod Stewart



Stand here ev'ry night
I'm wearin' my number
but she said wear it
touching up another fool 
In a jukebox job downin' blues 
in her leopard-skin anklehigh boots 
while I'm jackin' off 
readin' Playboy on a hot afternoon 

I'm a three time loser
Caught it up in Monterey
shook it up in East Virginia 
now my friends say it's here to stay

How dare you have a party 
in a Chelsea basement 
when the poor excited Jezebel said come outside 
She felt me up and kissed my face
put her dirty hands down in my pants
She took all of my money
left me naked by the silvery moon 

I'm a three time loser
Caught it up in Monterey
shook it up in East Virginia
now my friends say it's here to stay

Roll away, roll away, all of you women
I don't think I need you anymore
There'll be no more doctor's bills 
there'll be no more swallowing pills 
And I've found a woman 
that can witness that in blood out of me 

I'm a three time loser
Caught it up in Monterey 
shook it up in East Virginia
now my friends say it's here to stay 

I'm a three time loser
Caught it up in Monterey
shook it up in East Virginia 
now my friends say it's here to stay