Troglodyte (Cave Man)
Composer(s): Langdon Fridie - Jimmy Castor - Douglas Gibson - Harry Jensen - Bobby Manigault - Gerry Thomas
First release: The Jimmy Castor Bunch - 1972



What we're gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time
When the only people that existed were troglodytes
Cave men, cave women, Neanderthal, troglodytes
Let's take the average cave man at home, listening to his stereo
Sometimes he'd get up, try to do his thing
He'd begin to move, something like this: 'dance... dance'
When he got tired of dancing alone, he'd look in the mirror
Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman
Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman
He'd go down to the lake where all the woman would be swimming
Or washing clothes or something
He'd look around and just reach in and grab one
Come here... come here, he'd grab her by the hair
You can't do that today, fellas, cause it might come off
You'd have a piece of hair in your hand
And she'd be swimming away from you (ha-ha)
This one woman just lay there, wet and frightened
He said: move... move, she got up, she was a big woman
Big woman, her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt
She was one of the Butt sisters, he didn't care
He looked up at her and said
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me!
She looked down on him
She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him
She said: I'll sock it to ya, Daddy, he said: wha?
She said: I'll sock it to ya, Daddy
You know what he said? He started it way back then
I wouldn't lie to you, when she said
I'll sock it to ya, Daddy', he said Right on! Right on! Hotpants!
Hotpants! Ugh... ugh... ugh