It is the heaven here.

A couple,eighty year old,nearly sixty year married, they perished in a car-accident.They had enjoyed of a first class health the last ten year,especially because of pushing preference of the wife for hygienic feeding and physical exercise.When they arrived by the haven-gate, they have been brought to their residence,a tophole suite a beautiful living,with a magnificent

bedroom and a luxurious bathroom."How much will that cost here?"asked the man. "Entirely nothing,"St-Pieter said."It is the heaven here".After this they went outside and they saw agigantic golf-site.Every day were permitted to play there and every week the site transformed,likeness on one of the golf-sites on earth."How much costs an subscription?" The man asked."Nothing.It is here the heaven."They went on to the club-house,where was displayed an extensive buffet with the most delicious dishes who one can try to realize. "What cost here a meal?" the old man asked here."Don't you believe it not yet?It is here the heaven.Eat is gratis!"."Where are the dishes with low fat-and cholesterolpercentage?"

the man timorous asked."Shoud you hear!"Sint-Pieter said."You may eat here so much if you want of all what you want:never you'll fall ill.It is now once the heaven here..." Thereupon the man fell into a passion.He trowed his hat on the ground and stamped on it, tumultuous crying.Sint-Pieter and the wife amazed asked what hurt him.furious the man looked towards his wife and said:"Altogether your fault!I had be able to be here since

ten year,without all those damned full-corncakes and dishes without salt of you,!