Signs you become old :

-You don’t feel something in your belly when there comes in somebody young and attractive.

-You can live without sex, but not without a pair of spectacles.

-You are pride on your grass-mower.

-Your best friend makes appointments with somebody who is half so old as himself,without transgress the law.

-You sings with the music in the lift.

-In the mor- ning you are phoned on 9 h.and hears :”Have I awaked you ?”.