Ah! Vous Dirai-Je, Maman
((English Versions: 
Ah! Will I Tell You Mommy; Little Star (by The Elegants) - 1958; Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star (by Steeleye Span) - 1974))
(Traditional)
Performer(s): Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - 1740



Ce qui cause mon tourment?
Papa veut que je raisonne
Comme une grande personne
Moi, je dis que les bonbons
Valent mieux que la raison

When I Fall In Love
Composer(s): Edward Heyman; Victor Young
Performer(s): Doris Day;
and various other artists



Maybe I'm old fashioned, feeling as I do
Maybe I am living in the past
But when I meet the right one
I know that I'll be true
My first love will be the last

When I fall in love it will be forever
Or I'll never fall in love
In a restless world like this is
Love is ended before it began
And too many moonlight kisses
Seem to cool in the warmth of the sun

When I give my heart it will be completely
Or I'll never, never, never give my heart
And the moment I can feel that you feel that way too
Is when I give my heart to you

And the moment I can feel that you feel that way too
Is when I give my heart to you 

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star ((aka Ah! Will I Tell You Mommy; Little Star (by The Elegants) - 1958))
((Adapted from: Ah! Vous Dirai-Je, Maman (by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart) - 1740))
Composer(s): André Campra - Jean-Philippe Rameau - Jane Taylor
Performer(s): Steeleye Span - 1974



Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are!

When the blazing sun is gone
When he nothing shines upon
Then you show your little light
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are!

Then the traveler in the dark
Thanks you for your tiny spark
He could not see which way to go
If you did not twinkle so
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are!

When I Dream Of Old Erin (I'm Dreaming Of You)
Composer(s): Marvin Lee; Leo Friedman



When the nightingale's singing its sweet melodies
And the scent of the flowers perfumes the night breeze
Then I dream of my old home far over the sea
By the Lake of Kilarney
Where I long to be
And I see you, it seems, waiting there on the shore
Where together we stray'd in the sweet days of yore 
I am thinking, tonight, of my Colleen so true
When I dream of Old Erin, I'm dreaming of you

I can see the old cottage, just o'er the hill there
'Tis those fond recollections bring happiness rare 
Sure the lassie I love with a heart that is true
She is waiting for someone
While someone waits too
And my love's growing stronger each day, more and more
'Tis the same old love story that's told o'er and o'er 
So, -cush-la my Colleen, it seems that you knew
When I dream of Old Erin, I'm dreaming of you

When I dream of old Erin I'm dreaming of you 
With your sweet, roguish smile and your true eyes of blue
For my love, like the Shamrock, each day stronger grew
When I dream of Old Erin, I'm dreaming of you 

Little Star ((aka Ah! Will I Tell You Mommy; Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star (by Steeleye Span) - 1974))
((Adapted from: Ah! Vous Dirai-Je, Maman (by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart) - 1740))
Composer(s): André Campra - Jean-Philippe Rameau - Vito Picone - Arthur Venosa
Performer(s): The Elegants - 1958
and multiple other artists



Where are you little star?
(Where are you?)

Whoah oh, oh, oh-uh-oh
Ratta ta ta too-ooh-ooh
Whoah oh, oh, oh-uh-oh
Ratta ta ta too-ooh-ooh

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder where you are
Wish I may, wish I might
Make this wish come true tonight
Searched all over for a love
You're the one I'm thinkin' of

Whoah oh, oh, oh-uh-oh
Ratta ta ta too-ooh-ooh
Whoah oh, oh, oh-uh-oh
Ratta ta ta too-ooh-ooh

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder where you are
High above the clouds somewhere
Send me down a love to share

Whoah oh, oh, oh-uh-oh
Ratta ta ta too-ooh-ooh
Whoah oh, oh, oh-uh-oh
Ratta ta ta too-ooh-ooh

Whoa-uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh there you a-a-re
High ab-o-ove
Oh-oh sta-a-ar
Send me a lo-o-o-o-ove
Oh there you a-a-re
Li-i-ighting u-up the sky
I need a lo-o-o-ove
Oh me-oh, me-oh, my-y-y-y

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder where you are
Wish I may, wish I might
Make this wish come true tonight

Whoah oh, oh, oh-uh-oh
Ratta ta ta too-ooh-ooh
Whoah oh, oh, oh-uh-oh
Ratta ta ta too-ooh-ooh

Oh ra, ta, ta
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
There you are little star!!! (ooh) 

When I Dream
German Title: Wenn Ich Träum
Composer(s): Sandy Mason-Theoret
Performer(s): Crystal Gayle;
and various other artists



I could have a mansion that is higher than the trees
I could have all the gifts I want and never ask please
I could fly to Paris, oh, it's at my beck and call
Why do I go through life with nothing at all?

But when I dream, I dream of you
Maybe someday you will come true

I can be the singer or the clown in every room
I can even call someone to take me to the moon
I can put my makeup on and drive the men insane
I can go to bed alone and never know his name

But when I dream, I dream of you
Maybe someday you will come true

But when I dream, I dream of you
Maybe someday you will come true 

Ah! Sweet Mystery Of Life
Composer(s): Victor Herbert - Rida Johnson Young
Performer(s): Mario Lanza
and multiple other artists



Ah! Sweet mystery of life
At last I've found thee
Ah! I know at last the secret of it all
All the longing, seeking, striving, waiting, yearning
The burning hopes, the joy and idle tears that fall!
For 'tis love, and love alone, the world is seeking
And 'tis love, and love alone, that can repay!
'Tis the answer, 'tis the end and all of living
For it is love alone that rules for aye!
Love, and love alone, the world is seeking
For 'tis love, and love alone, that can repay!
'Tis the answer, 'tis the end and all of living
For it is love alone that rules for aye!

When I Die
Composer(s): William Smith; Steve Kennedy
Performer(s): Motherlode



When I die, I hope to be a better man than you thought I´d be 
It´s been hard to make you see 
What kind of man I´m trying to be 
All I ask for you to try to understand 
what it means to me

It´s not hard to understand why 
You get discouraged all the time 
I keep trying not to worry 
But I can´t help feeling lost in you 
But I love you, want you and I need you

Time goes by and you´ll find that we´ll 
achieve a love sublime 
When I die I hope I´ll be the kind of man 
you thought I´d be 

(Repeat Chorus)

Cause I love you and I want you 
Cause I gotta, gotta have you 
Cause, cause I need you 
When I die, I hope I´ll be the kind of man 
that you thought I´d be 

Ah! Si Vous Connaissiez Ma Poule
Composer(s): Charles Borel-Clerc - René Touche - Albert Willemetz
Performer(s): Maurice Chevalier 
and multiple other artists



De Rochechouart jusqu'à Ménilmuche
De la rue de Lappe à la rue de la Gaité
Ya pas un seul même dans tout Pantruche
Qui avec la mienne pourrait lutter
De la tête aux pieds quand on l'épluche
On ne trouve rien à lui reprocher
C'est un oiseau rare
Que Roi des veinards
J'ai eu le bonheur de dénicher

Ah! si vous connaissiez ma poule
Vous en perdriez tous la boule
Ses petits seins pervers
Qui pointent au travers
De son pull-over
Vous mettent la tête à l'envers!
Elle a des jambes faites au moule
Des cheveux fous, frisés partout
Et tout et tout...
Si vous la voyiez
Vous en rêveriez!
Ah! si vous connaissiez ma poule

Bien qu'elle s'habille aux prix unique
Pas une ne saurait la dégotter
Elle dame le pion, elle fait la nique
Aux plus fameuses reines de beauté
La miss France et la miss Amérique
Sont de la crotte de bique à côté
Sans diam' et sans clips
Elle vous éclips'
Toutes les stars les plus réputées

Ah! si vous connaissiez ma poule
Vous en perdriez tous la boule
Marlène et Darrieux
N'arrivent qu'en deux
La Greta Garbo
Peut même retirer son chapeau!
Ils n'en n'ont pas à Liverpoole
À New-York, à Honolulu
De mieux foutu...
Si vous la voyiez
Vous en rêveriez!
Ah! si vous connaissiez ma poule

Marguerite de Bourgogne auprès d'elle
N'avait que nib comme tempérament
Il faut l'entendre quand elle appelle
Son petit Momo au grand moment
Son corps frissonne d'un façon telle
Que le maison tremble également
Et ça vous explique
Les secousses sismiques
Dont les journaux parlaient récemment

Ah! si vous connaissiez ma poule
Vous en perdriez tous la boule
Ses baisers moelleux
Font dresser les cheveux
Ses baisers profonds
Vous font sauter jusqu'au plafond!
Si vous saviez comme elle roucoule
On l'entend jusqu'au fond de Passy
Crier ... chéri!
Si vous la voyiez
Vous me la chiperiez!
Mais... vous ne connaîtrez pas ma poule

When I Come Home
Composer(s): Jackie Edwards; Steve Winwood
Performer(s): The Spencer Davis Group



I gave you my heart
Right from the start
I gave you my heart
Now you're tearing it apart

You wrote me a letter
You found someone better
Better than me
This I can't believe

When I come home
Tell me all about it
When I come home
Tell me all about it

I work all day
Earnin' my pay
Work all night
To make you feel all right

When I come home
Tell me all about it
When I come home
Tell me all about it
(Repeat)

Ah! Quelle Merveille
Composer(s): Bob Merril - Eddy Marnay
Performer(s): Dalida; Gloria Lasso



Oui mes amis c'est une merveille
Oui mes amis c'est une merveille
Dès que l'amour vient illuminer ce monde-là
Monde-là
Quand le printemps nous fait la vie belle
Moi dans mon cœur j'ai des étincelles
C'est le bonheur s'il nous appelle on y va
On y va

Dis-moi que tu m'aimes
Dis-moi que tu m'aimes
Dis-moi que tu m'aimes tant
Dis-moi que ce monde
Que ce monde est merveilleux
Merveilleux
Dis-moi que tu chantes
Dis-moi que tu danses
Dis-moi que tu es content

Tant que tu t'expliques
Avec mon cœur et le printemps

Oui mes amis c'est une merveille
Oui mes amis c'est une merveille
Dès qu'une fée vient se pencher sur ce monde-là
Monde-là
Au bout d'une baguette magique
Sur une symphonie fantastique
Elle vous met le cœur en musique
Mi, sol, fa, sol, mi, la

Dis-moi que tu m'aimes
Dis-moi que tu m'aimes
Dis-moi que tu m'aimes tant
Dis-moi que ce monde
Que ce monde est merveilleux
Merveilleux
Dis-moi que tu chantes
Dis-moi que tu danses
Dis-moi que tu es content
Tant que tu t'expliques
Avec mon cœur et le printemps

Oui mes amis c'est une merveille
Oui mes amis c'est une merveille
De traverser la main dans la main ce monde-là
Monde-là
Oui mes amis c'est une merveille
De voir un jour l'amour qui s'éveille
Aucune joie n'est jamais pareille
Croyez-moi, croyez-moi
Quand je vous dis que ce monde est merveilleux

When He's Gone
Composer(s): Barry Gibb; Maurice Gibb; Robin Gibb
Performer(s): Bee Gees



Stormy nights, I've been waiting
Satisfy you, oh yeah
But his love is just a game
And he's sellng you the same old lies

And I'm hangin' on the wire
And no closer to the fire
And you don't hear me when I cry

(Chorus)
You may need someone to lean upon
When he's gone, when he's gone
And what is left is a love so strong
When he's gone, when he's gone
You wouldn't believe to what extent
My mind is going to
You wouldn't deny me in your dreams
You couldn't belong to someone else
If you could see me now
And I'd be the only one
When he's gone

My understanding that you remember
For whom the bell tolls, oh yeah
I swear to you I pray
That you feel the battle rage
For the saving of my soul

And it's a struggle to survive
You know it's keepin' us alive
And baby I don't wanna die

(Chorus)
I will be someone you lean upon
When he's gone, when he's gone
And what is left is a love so strong
When he's gone, when he's gone
You wouldn't believe to what extent
My mind is going to
You wouldn't deny me in your dreams
You couldn't belong to someone else
If you could see me now
And I'd be the only one
When he's gone

I will be someone you lean upon
When he's gone, when he's gone
And what is left is a love so strong
When he's gone, when he's gone
I will be someone you lean upon
When he's gone, when he's gone

Don't tell me it's too late
And your love don't make me wait
I can see the end of time
With a love that makes you mine
And tonight I let you know
There's a love that won't let go

Ah! Melody
Composer(s): Serge Gainsbourg - Jean-Claude Vannier
Performer(s): Serge Gainsbourg; Jane Birkin



Ah Melody
Tu m'en auras fait faire des conneries
Hue hue et ho
A dada sur mon dos
Oh Melody
L'amour tu ne sais pas ce que c'est
Tu me l'as dit
Mais tout ce que tu dis est-il vrai?

Ah Melody
Tu m'en auras fait faire des conneries
Hue hue et ho
A dada sur mon dos
Oh Melody
Si tu m'as menti j'en ferai
Une maladie
Je n'sais pas ce que je ferai

When He's All Dolled Up
(He's The Best Dressed Rube In Town) 
Composer(s): Walter Donaldson; Monty C. Brice



Talk about your Beau Brummels
Talk about your city swells
We've got one right in our town
I mean Elmer Hatchway Brown
Folks, I never like to swear
But, by heck, I do declare
He's the swellest guy I've seen
He's like an actor on the movin' picture screen

When he's all dolled up you ought to see him
When he's all dolled up
He's got a funny little pinch back coat and bamboo cane;
Has an umbrella if it's going to rain
He's a gosh darn dude, there's no denying
From his derby hat right down
Always wears a flower in his buttonhole
Wears a rubber band around his old bank role

When he's all dolled up you ought to see him
He's the best dressed dude in town
Down at this year's County Fair
Elmer Hatchway Brown was there
All dressed up to beat the band
The ladies all thought he was grand
Stepped right in the betting ring
Bet a dime on some darn thing
Lost and started in to sing
It seemed he didn't give a good gol ding

Ah! Les P'tites Femmes (De Paris)
Composer(s): Jean-Claude Carrière - Georges Delerue - Louis Malle
Performer(s): Brigitte Bardot & Jeanne Moreau



De deux choses l'une
Deux jambes ou deux yeux
C'est toujours par deux
Qu'on cherche fortune
Mais blondes ou brunes
À Paris font mieux
Une égale deux
Et deux n'en font qu'une

Ah les p'tites femmes les p'tites femmes de Paris
Ah les p'tites femmes les p'tites femmes de Paris 
Ah les p'tites femmes les p'tites femmes de Paris

Au clair de la lune
Deux cœurs capricieux
Font à qui mieux mieux
Maintes infortunes
On en invite une
Elles viennent à deux
On invite les deux
Il n'en vient aucune

Ah les p'tites femmes les p'tites femmes de Paris
Ah les p'tites femmes les p'tites femmes de Paris 
Ah les p'tites femmes les p'tites femmes de Paris

J'en multiplie une
J'en multiplie deux
Ah comme c'est fâcheux
Qu'elles sont importunes
Dix fois cent fois une
C'est trop périlleux
Par pitié mon Dieu
Qu'il n'en reste aucune

Ah les p'tites femmes les p'tites femmes de Paris
Ah les p'tites femmes les p'tites femmes de Paris 
Ah les p'tites femmes les p'tites femmes de Paris

N'ayez pas d'rancune
Vous serez heureux
Dites leur adieu
Car deux c'est trop d'une
La tête y'en n'a qu'une
Ah non y'en a deux
Pour les amoureux
Chacun sa chacune

Ah les p'tites femmes les p'tites femmes de Paris
Ah les p'tites femmes les p'tites femmes de Paris 
Ah les p'tites femmes les p'tites femmes de Paris

When He Was Young
Performer(s): Eddy Arnold



When he was young I held him on my knee
Pressed him close to me kissed his tears away
When he was young very young together we would ween
Lands of make believe where we two could play

But how the time hurries by summers go winters fly
Toys on the shelf he can reach by himself
Time hurries on youth is here then it's gone
Yes, that's the plan now my boy's a little man

But in my heart forever he will be
As he was to me when he was young...

Ah! Leah!
Composer(s): Dominic Lerace - Mark E. Avsec
Performer(s): Donnie Iris; Bradley Gailey



Leah it's been a long long time
You're such a site you're
Looking better than a body has a right to
Dontcha know we're playing with the fire
But we can't stop this burning desire Leah

Ah! Leah! Here we go again
Ah! Leah! Is it ever gonna end
Ah! Leah! Here we go again

I see your lips and I wonder who's been kissing them
I never knew how badly I was missing them
We both know we're never gonna make it
But when we touch we never have to fake it Leah

Ah! Leah! Here we go again
Ah! Leah! Is it ever gonna end
Ah! Leah! Here we go again
We ain't learned our lesson yet

Baby it's no good
We're just asking for trouble
I can touch you but I don't know how to love you
It ain't no use we're headed for disaster
Our minds said no but our hearts were talking faster Leah

Ah! Leah! Here we go again
Ah! Leah! Here we go again
Leah Leah Leah

When Friends Fall Out
Composer(s): Randy Bachman; Burton Cummings
Performer(s): The Guess Who



The lone wolves howl
On Moonlight Bay
Dark moon is out
When friends fall out
When friends fall out

Birds aren't alone
You've past all doubts
Their world has grown
When friends fall out
When friends fall out

A journey is plastic for
Someone who's walking on air
He falls throught elastic and
There is no net waiting there
And it's so nice to be home again
So nice to be home again
Where I belong

No night, no day
No in, no out
No work, no play
When friends fall out
When friends fall out (listen to me talkin')
When friends fall out (Baby, you got nothin')
When friends fall out
And it's so nice to be home again
So nice to be ome again
Where I belong

Ah! Ça Ira ((aka Le Ça Ira (by Edith Piaf))
Composer(s): Traditional - Bécourt - Francois Ladrezeau
Performer(s): Giovanni Mirabassi



Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Le peuple en ce jour sans cesse répète
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Malgré les mutins tout réussira!

Nos ennemis confus en restent là
Et nous allons chanter Alléluia
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Quand Boileau jadis du clergé parla
Comme un prophète
Il a prédit cela
En chantant ma chansonnette
Avec plaisir on dira 
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Malgré les mutins tout réussira!

Ah Ca ira (ter)
Suivant la maxime de l'Evangile
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Du législateur tout s'accomplira

Celui qui s'élève, on l'abaissera
Celui qui s'abaisse, on l'élèvera
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Le vrai catéchisme nous instruira
Et l'affreux fanatisme s'éteindra
Pour être à la loi docile
Tout Français s'exercera
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Malgré les mutins tout réussira!

Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Pierre et Margot chantent à la guinguette
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Réjouissons-nous, le bon temps viendra

Le peuple français jadis "à quia"
L'aristocratie dit: "mea culpa"
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Le clergé regrette le bien qu'il a
Par justice la nation l'aura
Par le prudent La Fayette
Tout trouble s'apaisera
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Malgré les mutins tout réussira

Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Par les flambeaux de l'auguste asemblée
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Le peuple armé toujours se gardera

Le vrai d'avec le faux l'on connaîtra
Le citoyen pour le bien soutiendra
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Quand l'aristocrate protestera
Le bon citoyen, au nez lui rira
Sans avoir l'âme troublée
Toujours le plus fort sera
Ah ! Ca ira (ter)
Malgré les mutins tout réussira

Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Petits comme grands sont soldats dans l'âme
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Pendant la guerre aucun ne trahira

Avec cœur tout bon Français combattra
S'il voit du louche hardiment parlera
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
La Fayette dit: "Vienne qui voudra"
Le patriotisme leur répondra
sans craindre ni feu ni flamme
Le Français toujours vaincra
Ah! Ca ira (ter)
Malgré les mutins tout réussira

Simon Smith And The Amazing Dancing Bear
Composer(s): Randy Newman
Performer(s): Randy Newman
and multiple other artists



I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear
Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be

Seen at the nicest places where well-fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing bear
They'll love us, won't they?
They feed us, don't they?
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be

Who needs money when you're funny?
The big attraction everywhere
Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear
It's Simon Smith and the amazing dancing bear