Alien (I Am)
Composer(s): Dave Brock
Performer(s): Hawkwind



Squatting in your bodies, microscopic breeding
I sleep in you and eat from within
I am the Alien 
We are here to help you
Make the mend in the chemical bend
We are the Aliens
I lack emotion, have no love that I can find
I want some devotion, to ease a worried mind
The heart is softened, soul is scorched
The mind erodes away some sentimental thought
The window crackes is closed
The door slams shut, the lights put out
Say no more, speak no less
For you I become the Alien I am
For you I become the Alien I am
The cry primal is muffled, the mouth seal's tight
The eye looks within, say no more, speak no less
I the Alien
I am the Alien
Reject your human touch
I lack emotion, have no love that I can find
I want some devotion, to ease a worried mind
The heart is softened, soul is scorched
The mind erodes away some sentimental thought
This is Alien control, calling space ship Earth
Alien control calling Earth, are you receiving Earth?
Are you receiving...
We are the Aliens
We have warned you about...
The Danger
We are ... We are ... We are ... We are ...

Where Would I Be
Composer(s): Edgar Winter; Jerry LaCroix
Performer(s): Edgar Winter



Where would I be, without you?
You give me hope and inspiration to get me through
You're a lovin' kind of woman: Understanding
Lord, I love you
Where would I be without you?

Joy follows you wherever you are
Now you spread love and affection near and far
You've got shiny skies above you, birds around you
Lord, I love you
Joy follows you wherever you are

Where would I be without you?
There's a reason now in everything I do
Spring was surely fashioned of you, likened somehow
Lord I love you
Where would I be without you?

Baby without you, to see me through
without you, to get me through 

Alien
Composer(s): Jeannette Sears - Pete Sears
Performer(s): Jefferson Starship



Are you an alien
are you from this earth
would you care to tell me
details of birth
did you just emerge from thin air
can you even tell me
are you really there
jet age dreams
from days gone by
the circle in te forest
where they dnced beneath the sky
...beneath the sky...
beneath the sky

do you know my thoughts
can you read my mind
would you dare to tell me
what it is you find
come on now tell me what you find
what lays hidden in my mind
I can see through you
I can hear you too
I can feel you touch my mind

did they paint your face
in ancient times
were they talking 'bout you
in celtic rhymes
can I just reach out
pull back the shroud
would you let me hold you
would it be allowed

are you the legend
did they call you seer
would you let me hold you
would ou disappear...
alien...

Where Will The Words Come From?
Composer(s): Sonny Curtis; Glen D. Hardin
Performer(s): Gary Lewis and The Playboys; 
Rosanne Cash



Where will the words come from
When I tell you I don't love you anymore?
When I command my lips to say
"It's over now, please go away"
Will the words be there
Or will they fail me like they've always done before?
Where will the words come from
When I tell you I don't want you, I don't love you anymore

What happened to the love we had when it went away?
Did it change itself into a cloud & become a rainy day?
Where will the words come from
When I tell you I don't want you, I don't love you anymore

Where will the words come from
When I tell you I don't love you anymore?
When I search inside my soul
For words to tell of love grown cold
Will the words be there
Or will they fail me like they've always done before?
Where will the words come from
When I tell you I don't want you, I don't love you anymore 

Alice's Restaurant
Composer(s): Arlo Guthrie
Performer(s): Arlo Guthrie; Enoch Light; The New Christy Minstrels



This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the restaurant 
but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that's just the name of the song 
and that's why I called the song Alice's Restaurant

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on Thanksgiving 
when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant 
but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the restaurant 
in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and Fasha the dog 
And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of room downstairs where the pews used to be in  
Havin' all that room, seein' as how they took out all the pews 
they decided that they didn't have to take out their garbage for a long time

We got up there, we found all the garbage in there 
and we decided it'd be a friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump  
So we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW microbus 
took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the city dump

Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving"  
And we had never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before 
and with tears in our eyes we drove off into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage

We didn't find one 
Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the side road there was another fifteen foot cliff 
and at the bottom of the cliff there was another pile of garbage 
And we decided that one big pile is better than two little piles 
and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw our's down

That's what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat 
went to sleep and didn't get up until the next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie  
He said, "Kid, we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of garbage 
and just wanted to know if you had any information about it" 
And I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that garbage"

After speaking to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the telephone 
we finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said that we had to go down and pick up the garbage 
and also had to go down and speak to him at the police officer's station  
So we got in the red VW microbus with the shovels and rakes and implements of destruction 
and headed on toward the police officer's station

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at the police station 
and the first was he could have given us a medal for being so brave and honest on the telephone 
which wasn't very likely, and we didn't expect it 
and the other thing was he could have bawled us out and told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again 
which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer's station 
there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon, and we was both immediately arrested  
Handcuffed  
And I said "Obie, I don't think I can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on"  
He said, "Shut up, kid 
Get in the back of the patrol car"

And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the quote Scene of the Crime unquote
I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here 
they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car 
but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars 
being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it 
And they was using up all kinds of cop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer's station 
They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints
and they took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows 
and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us  
Took pictures of the approach, the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner 
and that's not to mention the aerial photography

After the ordeal, we went back to the jail  
Obie said he was going to put us in the cell  
Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your wallet and your belt"  
And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell 
but what do you want my belt for?"  
And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings"  
I said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?" 
Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, 'cause he took out the toilet seat 
so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he took out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the
roll the toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape  
Obie was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice (remember Alice? It's a song about Alice) 
Alice came by and with a few nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back to the church 
had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, and didn't get up until the next morning 
when we all had to go to court

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures 
with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down  
Man came in said, "All rise"  
We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures 
and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down 
Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures 
with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog 
And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows 
and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry 
'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice 
and there wasn't nothing he could do about it 
and the judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows 
and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us  
And we was fined $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but that's not what I came to tell you about

Came to talk about the draft

They got a building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street, where you walk in 
you get injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected  
I went down to get my physical examination one day, and I walked in, I sat down 
got good and drunk the night before, so I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning  
`Cause I wanted to look like the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted
I wanted to feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York 
and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all kinds o' mean nasty ugly things 
And I waked in and sat down and they gave me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604"

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill  
I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill  
Kill  
I wanna, I wanna see
I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth  
Eat dead burnt bodies 
I mean kill, Kill, Kill, Kill"  
And I started jumping up and down yelling, "Kill, Kill" 
and he started jumping up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "Kill, Kill"  
And the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy"

Didn't feel too good about it

Proceeded on down the hall gettin more injections, inspections, detections, neglections 
and all kinds of stuff that they was doin' to me at the thing there 
and I was there for two hours, three hours, four hours, I was there for a long time 
going through all kinds of mean nasty ugly things and I was just having a tough time there 
and they was inspecting, injecting every single part of me, and they was leaving no part untouched  
Proceeded through, and when I finally came to the see the last man, I walked in 
walked in sat down after a whole big thing there, and I walked up and said, "What do you want?"  
He said, "Kid, we only got one question 
Have you ever been arrested?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alice's Restaurant Massacre 
with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that and all the phenome... 
and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, did you ever go to court?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures 
with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on the back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said 
"Kid, I want you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... Now kid!!"

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is 
Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime 
and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there  
Mother rapers 
Father stabbers 
Father rapers!  
Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!  
And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me 
And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me 
and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"  
I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage"  
He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" 
And I said, "Littering"  
And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things 
till I said, "And creating a nuisance"  
And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench 
talking about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench  
And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sergeant came over 
had some paper in his hand, held it up and said

"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-
any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-officer's-name-and-any-
other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said 
but we had fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there 
and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it down there, just like it was 
and everything was fine and I put down the pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the other side 
in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on the other side 
in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the following words

("Kid, Have You Rehabilitated Yourself?")

I went over to the sergeant, said, "Sergeant, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself 
I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench 
'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug"  
He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints off to Washington"

And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of my fingerprints  
And the only reason I'm singing you this song now is 'cause you may know somebody in a similar situation 
or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do 
and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are, just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant"  
And walk out
You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him  
And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them 
And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out 
They may think it's an organization  
And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day walking in 
singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out  
And friends they may thinks it's a movement

And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement 
and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the guitar

With feeling  
So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and sing it when it does  
Here it comes

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

That was horrible  
If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud 
I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes 
I could sing it for another twenty five minutes  
I'm not proud... or tired

So we'll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part harmony and feeling

We're just waitin' for it to come around is what we're doing

All right now

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting Alice
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Da da da da da da da dum
At Alice's Restaurant

Where Will The Dimple Be?
Composer(s): Bob Merrill; Al Hoffman
Performer(s): Rosemary Clooney; Alma Cogan



Chorus:
On the baby's knuckle, on the baby's knee
Where will the baby's dimple be?
Baby's cheek or baby's chin
Seems to me it'll be a sin 
If it's always covered by the safety-pin
Where will the dimple be? 

Every night we stay at home, my love and me alone
Making wishes over dishes in the sink
Will our bundle full of joy be a darling girl or boy?
Will the booties be a baby blue or pink? 

Chorus

Now I wake up every night with such an appetite
Eat a chocolate pie, topped off with sauerkraut
Then I put some records on, munch on crackers until dawn
And just sit around all night and try to guess 

Chorus

While I play the clinging vine, I watch that love of mine
Build him cradles while I'm pecking at his cheek
Not just one, but two or three, twins run in my family
And my cousin Jane had triplets just last week 

Chorus x2 

Alice The Camel
(Traditional)



Alice the camel has five humps
Alice the camel has five humps
Alice the camel has five humps
So ride, Alice, ride
Boom, boom, boom, boom!

Alice the camel has four humps
Alice the camel has four humps
Alice the camel has four humps
So ride, Alice, ride.
Boom, boom, boom, boom!

Alice the camel has three humps
Alice the camel has three humps
Alice the camel has three humps
So ride, Alice, ride
Boom, boom, boom, boom!

Alice the camel has two humps
Alice the camel has two humps
Alice the camel has two humps
So ride, Alice, ride
Boom, boom, boom, boom!

Alice the camel has one hump
Alice the camel has one hump
Alice the camel has one hump
So ride, Alice, ride
Boom, boom, boom, boom!

Alice the camel has no humps
Alice the camel has no humps
Alice the camel has no humps
'Cause Alice is a horse, of course

Where Were You When I Needed You
Composer(s): Steve Barri; P.F. Sloan
Performer(s): The Grass Roots;
and various other artists



Don't bother crying
Don't bother calling
It's all over now
There's no use in stalling
The love I once felt
I don't feel anymore for you
This time I'll even open the door for you
You walked out when I was down
Well now I'm well off
And look, look whose comin' round
Where were you when I needed you
Where were you when I wanted you
Where were you when I need you
Where
You're looking good, it's hard to fight it
But no use explain' 
I've already decided
That goin' with you
Is worse than without you
I won't spend a lifetime worryin' about you
When things got bad
You disappeared
But I'm back on my feet
And look, look whose standin' there
Where were you when I neeed you
Where were you when I wanted you
Where were you when I needed you
Where
You were so young
And you were so wild
I knew you were nobody's innocent child
That first day I saw you 
You really got to me
I thought I could change you
What good did it do me
When times got rought 
Ah, you would't wait
Well now you're trippin' back
And babe, babe it's too late
Where were you when I needed you
Where were you when I wanted you
Where were you when I needed you
Where (etc.) 

Alice Long
Composer(s): Tommy Boyce - Bobby Hart
Performer(s): Fortune & Maltese



You're still my favorite girlfriend
Alice Long
And I don't forget about you 
When you're gone
Even though right now you feel you don't belong
You're still my favorite girlfriend
Alice Long
We both agreed that to get along
To talk things over as they come up
So if you think we don't see each other enough
Then let's talk it over
When we're together
Nothing can keep us apart
But if I ever forget to (??-unclear)
But whatever
You're still a part of my heart
Can't you see
Can't you see
Oh you're still my favorite girlfriend
Alice Long
But you can't hold on to love by holding on
When I am with you girl or when I'm gone
Just remember
You're still my favorite girlfriend
Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice 
You're still my favorite girlfriend
Alice Long
And I don't forget about you
When you're gone
Even though right now you feel you don't belong
You're still my favorite girlfriend
You're still my favorite girlfriend
You're still my favorite girlfriend
Alice Long ...

Where Were You (On Our Wedding Day)?
Composer(s): Lloyd Price; Harold Logan; John Patton
Performer(s): Lloyd Price;
and various other artists



Where were you on our wedding day
I got the bad news that you went away
Where were you little girl I say
Where were you on our wedding day

Give me back my ring
I ain`t gonna let you keep a thing

Where were you when I said I do
Everybody laughing at my fine new suit
Now where were you on our wedding day
Where were you little girl I say

Give me back my ring.
I ain`t gonna let you keep a thing

Now where were you when I searched the town
I turned the whole neighbourhood up side down
Now where were you little girl I say.
Where were you on our wedding day

Give me back my ring
I ain`t gonna let you keep a thing
Give me back my ring
I ain`t gonna let you keep a thing 

Alice Is At It Again
Composer(s): Noël Coward
Performer(s): Noël Coward
and multiple other artists



In a dear little village
Remote and obscure
A beautiful maiden resided
As to whether or not
Her intentions were pure
Opinions were sharply divided
She loved to lie
Out 'neath the darkening sky
And allow the night breeze
To entrance her
She whispered her dreams
To the birds flying by
But seldom received any answer

Over the field and along the lane
Gentle Alice would love to stray
When it came to the end of the day
She would wander away
Unheeding
Dreaming her innocent dreams she strode
Quite unaffected by heat or cold
Frequently freckled or soaked with rain
Alice was out in the lane

Who she met there
Every day
Was a question
Answered by none
But she'd get there
And she'd stay there
'Til whatever she did
Was undoubtedly done

Over the field and along the lane
Both her parents would call in vain
Sadly, sorrowfully, they'd complain
'Alice is at it again'

Although that dear little village
Surrounded by trees
Had neither a school, nor a college
Gentle Alice acquired
From the birds and the bees
Some exceedingly practical knowledge
The curious secrets that nature revealed
She refused to allow to upset her
But she thought
When observing the beasts of the field
That things might have been organised better

Over the field and along the lane
Gentle Alice would make up
And take up
Her stand
The road was not exactly arterial
But it led to a town nearby
Where quite a lot of masculine material
Caught her rolling eye

She was ready to hitchhike
Cadillac or motorbike
She wasn't proud or choosy
All she
Was aiming to be
Was a pinked-up
Minked-up
Fly-by-night floozy

When old Rogers
Gave her pearls as large as
Nuts on a chestnut tree
All she'd say was
'Fiddle-di-dee!
The wages of sin will be the death of me!'

Over the field and along the lane
Gentle Alice's parents
Would wait
Hand in hand
Her dear old white-headed mother
Wistfully sipping champagne
Said 'We've spoiled our child
Spared the rod
Open up the caviar and say "Thank God!"
We've got no cause to complain!
Alice is at it again!'

Where Was I?
Composer(s): Al Dubin; W. Francis Harling
Performer(s): Charlie Barnett;
and various other artists



Oh where was I the night
that you surrendered to a sigh
Where was I

The moon was high the night
that you first listened to a lie
Where was I

I always felt
that you would melt
in someon`s arms some night
And I was right

The moment came
but what a shame
that someone else came by
Where was I 

Alice In Wonderland
Composer(s): Sammy Fain - Bob Hilliard
Performer(s): Rosemary Clooney
and multiple other artists



Alice in Wonderland
How do you get to Wonderland?
Over the hill or underland?
Or just behind a tree?

When clouds go rolling by
They roll away and leave the sky
Where is the land beyond the eye?
The people cannot see

Where can it be?
Where do the stars go?
Where is the crescent moon?
They must be somewhere in the sunny afternoon

Alice in Wonderland
Where is the path to Wonderland?
Over the hill or here or there?
I wonder where?

Where To Now St. Peter?
Composer(s): Bernie Taupin; Elton John
Performer(s): Elton John;
and various other artists



I took myself a blue canoe
And I floated like a leaf
Dazzling, dancing
Half enchanted
In my Merlin sleep

Crazy was the feeling
Restless were my eyes
Insane they took the paddles
My arms they paralyzed

So where to now St. Peter
If it's true I'm in your hands
I may not be a Christian
But I've done all one man can
I understand I'm on the road
Where all that was is gone
So where to now St. Peter
Show me which road I'm on
Which road I'm on

It took a sweet young foreign gun
This lazy life is short
Something for nothing always ending
With a bad report

Dirty was the daybreak
Sudden was the change
In such a silent place as this 

Alice In Wonderland
Composer(s): Howard Greenfield - Neil Sedaka
Performer(s): Neil Sedaka



Alice, pretty little Alice
Pretty little Alice in Wonderland

Alice in wonderland
Won't you take me by the hand
And lead me to your wonderland of love

I took one look at you
And that was all I had to do
Alice, you're the girl I'm dreamin of

Tweedle dum, tweedle dee
You have made my life a fantasy
You don't know what you're doin to me
My heart goes pitter patter cause I'm mad as a hatter for 

Alice my little girl
There is no other in this whole wide world
Take me by the hand, tell me you understand
Alice, Alice in wonderland

Tweedle dum, tweedle dee
You have made my life a fantasy
You don't know what you're doin to me
My heart goes pitter patter cause I'm mad as a hatter for 

Alice my little girl
There is no other in this whole wide world
Take me by the hand, tell me you understand
Alice, Alice in wonderland

Oh Alice, pretty little Alice
Pretty little Alice in wonderland 

Where There's A Will, There's A Way
Composer(s): Bonnie Bramlett; Bobby Whitlock
Performer(s): Delaney & Bonnie



Honey, when we're together
It seems like we've both got a whole lot of nothing to say
But I know if we try, we can work it out someday, good lord
I know if we try, we can work it out someday

[Chorus:]
Because I believe if there's a will
Sure enough, honey, there's a way
If there's a will, yeah yeah
Sure enough, honey, there's a way, oh lord

There ain't no need to worry
'Cause nothing's wrong, it just ain't the time or place, no no
And you can believe nearly every word I say, oh yeah
You can believe nearly every word I say

[Chorus]

Got to get a thing together
Little less talking, we have lot's more to say
When we're alone, it's going to happen anyway
When we're alone, it's going to happen anyway

[Chorus 3x] 

Alice In Wonderland
Composer(s): Spike Milligan - Alan Clare
Performer(s): King's Singers



Alice in Wonderland would understand 
A little Queen of Hearts like you
But in my book it said: Off with his head! 
And that's exactly what you'd do 

Indeed, I lost my head completely when 
On the river one summer's day 
All in the golden afternoon 
We glided far away

Oh, Alice, how I loved you

The fairy cakes you made, the lemonade
The funny stories that I told
How Tweedle-Dum and Dee could not agree
And Father William who was very old
Mad Hatter on a spree, Doormouse dunked in the tea
All of that day to me was gold

We let the silent sand run though our hands
The setting sun became a glow
I recall, down the long years between
Where did my Queen of Hearts go? 

Alice in Wonderland
Where are you now, my love?

Where There Was Darkness
Composer(s): Nickolas Ashford; Valerie Simpson
Performer(s): Diana Ross



Where there was darkness
You came and now there's
An abundance of light
Nothing but sinkin' sand
Suddenly I reach out
There's your hand

What a feeling it is to know
You're in my corner
And you won't let me go
And now I know that
I won't be alone no more

I'll give you all I have
And if you teach me
I will learn to give you more

You are my anchor now
And like a ship at sea
Ooh, your love will steady me

What a feeling this is to know
You're in my corner
And you won't let me go
And now I know that
I won't be alone no more

I'm so glad
Just wanna thank you baby
What a feeling this is to know
You're in my corner
And you won't let me go
What a feeling this is to know
You're in my corner
And you won't let me go
What a feeling this is to know
You're in my corner
And you won't let me go
Thank you baby
What a feeling this is to know
You're in my corner
And you won't let me go 

Alice In The Looking Glass
Composer(s): Matraca Berg - Gary Harrison
Performer(s): Matraca Berg



At nine o'clock each morning down on Charlotte Avenue
The bus driver stops and lets her off
Before the first shampoo
Alice started working there when she was just a girl
And now she mans the second chair
At Thelma's Cut and Curl

A trim is just ten dollars and the conversation's free
She recreates the latest styles of 1963
With a lipstick-circled cigarette constantly aflame
She greets all her clientele
By first and middle names

And even though that mirror paints a picture much too clear
She'll mix you up some magic and she'll dye away the years
And, oh, they come and go so fast
Don't they, Alice -- Alice in the looking glass

One time she was married, but now she lives alone
But there's a little ancient poodle
Waiting there for her at home
And she'll tell you all about him like he was her only child
And rubs her swollen ankles
While she waits for you to dry

There's a picture on the mirror there of her at seventeen
The day that Thelma did her hair when she was football queen
And, oh, they come and go so fast
Don't they, Alice -- Alice in the looking glass

Even though that mirror paints a picture much too clear
She'll mix you up some magic and she'll dye away the years
And, oh, they keep coming back
Don't they, Alice -- Alice in the looking glass

Where The Wind Blows
Composer(s): Terry Gilkyson
Performer(s): Frankie Laine



Gotta travel through rain and snow
And follow the trail where the mountains grow
Where the winds blow, where the winds blow
Maybe I'll ride over yonder
Maybe I'll hide, maybe I'll wander
Gotta have time just to ponder my soul
Maybe I'll go where the winds blow
(Where the winds blow)
Sheriff is ridin' behind me
Thinkin' that he is going to find me
To the live oak he will bind me, I know
Danglin' low, where the winds blow

Keep a-movin' on ya darned old Charlie horse
Take me to the hills
You gotta be right in a two gun fight
Or push up the daffodils
But if you beat him to the draw
You gotta get shot or break the law
Keep a-movin' on you darned old Charlie horse
Where the winds may blow

Maybe my gal knows my sorrow
Maybe I'll see her tomorrow
Gotta have time I can borrow
But no, can't let her go where the winds blow
Wonder if she is thinkin' of me
Watchin' the same stars above me
How can I ask her to love me and go
Where the winds blow, where the winds blow

Gotta travel through rain and snow
And follow the trail where the mountains grow
Where the winds blow, where the winds blow

Where the winds blow