Southbound
Composer(s): Ned Miller
Performer(s): Hank Snow



Hear the clickety clack of the railroad track
Means the wheels are rollin' and I'm goin' back
To the girl I left in a rundown shack I'm southbound
As the miles rush by I miss her more and more tears in my eyes and my heart is sore
Soon I'll be a knockin' on her front door I'm southbound
Southbound to my baby southbound I'm nearly crazy
Gonna take her in my arms and never let her go
Never gonna leave her never ever anymore
Soon I'll be a knockin' on her front door I'm southbound

Now the rhythm of the wheels call a memory every mile it comes a little closer to me
Soon it's gonna be reality I'm southbound
My heart keeps sayin' boy you made a mistake
Thought you was a rambler but you're only a fake
This'll be the last trip I'm a gonna make I'm southbound
Southbound to my baby...

Now the night that I left her well she pleaded with me
I know that you're leavin' but it has to be
I'm hopin' that she is a waitin' for me I'm southbound
It's hard to wait till I can see her face I still remember how her sweet lips taste
Not another day am I gonna waste I'm southbound
(Southbound to my baby...)

Happy Anniversary
Composer(s): Bill Eldridge; G. Stewart
Performer(s): Roy Rogers



I've watched the gold in your hair turn silver
And the sparkle in your eyes dim more each day
And the clutch of your hands getting weaker
All these things say it wasn't yesterday

So darlin', Happy Anniversary
You've made my life for me
Once again, thanks for the memory
My darlin', Happy Anniversary

The paper we signed has turned yellow
Its crumbling edges tend to tell its age
Its meaning we will cherish forever
But in the book of our lives, it's just a page

So darlin', Happy Anniversary
You've made my life for me
Once again, thanks for the memory
My darlin', Happy Anniversary
My darlin', Happy Anniversary

Living My Life Without You
Composer(s): Stig André Van Eijk - SEM
First performance by: Van Eijk - 1999



Living my life without you – can it be true?
Something is missing, baby
 
Ah yeah... (Oh baby, I know it's you)
 
Nothing feels the same without your loving
I can't stop the rain or wind from blowing
I search inside my soul, try to recover
But life is not the same without my lover
 
(Since you went away) can't sleep
(Since you went away) can't eat
My world is falling apart, oh baby, baby
 
Living my life without you – can it be true?
Something is missing, baby
Living my life without you – what can I do?
I think I'm going crazy, (It's you)
 
(Hey hey... I think I'm going crazy, baby)
(Hey hey...) Ah...
 
Tried a new romance, tried to run away
But nothing really makes sense when you're gone, baby
I never knew how much I needed you, girl
What can I do to get you back in my world?
 
(Since you went away) can't sleep
(Since you went away) can't eat
My world is falling apart
 
Living my life without you – can it be true?
Something is missing, baby
Living my life without you – what can I do?
I think I'm going crazy
 
It's you (Oh baby, I know it's you)
I think I'm going crazy
(Oh babe, what more can I do?) It's you
 
(Hey hey... I think I'm going crazy, baby)
(Hey hey...) Living my life without you
 
(Living my life without you – can it be true?)
Something is missing, baby
Baby... (Living my life without you – what) can I do?
I think I'm going crazy
 
(Living my life without you – can it be true?)
Something is missing, baby
(Living my life without you – what can I do?)
(I think I'm going crazy) I think I'm going crazy
It's you

Happy Anniversary
Composer(s): Beeb Birtles; David Briggs
Performer(s): Little River Band;
and various other artists



Happy anniversary baby
Got you on my mind
Happy anniversary baby
Got you on my mind

I'm so happy for you baby
Now that you've found somebody new
I see it in your eyes, Lord it's no surprise
What he can do for you

But when I look back baby
When I look back to what we had
And I know I'm countin' good times
But there were just as many bad

And so I wish you
Happy anniversary baby
Got you on my mind
Happy anniversary baby
Got you on my mind

There's a lesson here to learn when your baby ups and leaves you
Carry on, don't feel concerned even though you're so much in love
You need a little help from above, oh

Happy anniversary baby
Got you on my mind
Happy anniversary baby
Got you on my mind

Oh ain't no foolin' with you baby
Only the words are hard to find
You got me tremblin' at the knees
Answer won't you please
Before I lose my mind

This is our fifth year baby
And I feel like I'm in jail, Lord
I'm holding on to this card
Can't seem to get it in the mail
And the card reads ...

Happy anniversary baby
Got you on my mind
Happy anniversary baby
Got you on my mind

Ooh yeah, happy anniversary baby
Got you on my mind
Ah yeah happy anniversary baby
Got you on my mind

Oh, have a happy anniversary
'Cause I've got you on my mind
Always on my mind

Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary

(Repeat)

South Street
Composer(s): Dave Appell - Barry Mann
Performer(s): The Orlons; Brian Poole & the Tremeloes



Where do all the hippist meet? (South Street, South Street)
Where the dancin is elite (South Street, South Street)
Side by side we're loose and neat
When we're stompin down the street
Hurry down, baby she's the hippist street in town!(Oh baby)

Meet me, on South Street, oh yeah, hurry on down
Come on now, meet me on South Street
The hippist street in town
Well you take West Street, East Street, North Avenue
('Cause I know) South Street's the best street
To have a ball with you

Do you hear that groovy beat? (South Street, South Street)
Don't it make you move your feet? (South Street, South Street)
Everybody gathers round
'Cause they dig that crazy sound
Now hurry down, baby she's the hippist street in town

(Oh baby) Meet me on South Street, (come on) oh yeah, hurry on down 
Come on now, meet me on South Street, the hippist street in town
(Well you take) West Street, East Street, North Avenue
('Cause I know) South Street's the best street
To have a ball with you

Happy Anniversary 
Titles In Other Languages:
Bon Anniversaire; Buon Anniversario; Qué Buen Aniversario
Composer(s): Charles Aznavour; Herbert Kretzmer
Performer(s): Charles Aznavour



I’ve been ready for hours and I’m wearing my best
Ordered champagne and flowers and you’re not even dressed
Tonight’s a special night to remember with pride
These twenty happy years since you became my bride
It is all too absurd; you’re so cross and abrupt
But I don’t say a word or you’re bound to erupt
Your peculiar moods I’ve experienced before
So I’ll pour another drink and quietly pace the floor
It’s a quarter to eight as we fretfully wait 
For your little black dress; that was promised by six
Is it just rotten luck when we’re doing the town
That the fates should conspire to let us mortals down
I have seats for a show and it’s opening night
My shoes do not fit me and my suit is too tight
And you sit there and curse, an occasional curse 
And I’ve got a headache that’s quickly getting worse
Happy anniversary, Happy anniversary
They deliver your frock but you’re still in distress
It was past nine o clock when I helped you to dress
I tried to do you up but it wasn’t my day
For then to fill my cup your zipper stuck half way
I got all in a sweat, over anxious and vexed
Will I ever forget the thing that happened next
Your dress came apart with one terrible tear
Your disappointed cries were more than I could bear
At eleven at last, when we got into town
We arrived at the show but the curtain was down
I suggested a bite. No, no you wanted to walk
You had no appetite and no desire to talk
So we strolled for an hour and the evening was sweet
And I bought you a flower from a man in the street
And we kissed on the sidewalk without reason or rhyme
And we knew that our love is stronger than time
Happy anniversary, Happy anniversary, Happy anniversary

This Nearly Was Mine
Composer(s): Oscar Hammerstein II - Richard Rodgers
Performer(s): Barbara Cook
and multiple other artists



Emily:
One dream in my heart
One love to be livin' for
One love to be livin' for
This nearly was mine

One girl for my dream
One partner in paradise
This promise of paradise
This nearly was mine

Close to my heart she came
Only to fly away
Only to fly as day flies from moonlight
Now, now I'm alone
Still dreamin' of paradise
Still sayin' that paradise
Once nearly was mine

I'll keep rememberin' kisses
From lips I've never owned
And all that lovely adventures
That we have never known

One dream in my heart
One love to be livin' for
One love to be livin' for
This nearly was mine

Close to my heart she came
Only to fly away
Only to fly as day flies from moonlight

Now, now I'm alone
Still a-dreamin' of paradise
Still sayin' that paradise
Once nearly was mine!

Happy
Composer(s): Mick Jagger; Keith Richards
Performer(s): The Rolling Stones



Well I never kept a dollar past sunset
It always burned a hole in my pants
Never made a school mama happy
Never blew a second chance

I need a love to keep me happy
I need a love to keep me happy
Baby, baby keep me happy
Baby, baby keep me happy

Always took candy from strangers
Didn't wanna get me no trade
Never want to be like papa
Working for the boss ev'ry night and day

I need a love to keep me happy
I need a love to keep me happy
Baby, baby keep me happy
Baby, baby keep me happy

Never got a flash out of cocktails
When I got some flesh off the bone
Never got a lift out of Lear jets
When I can fly way back home

I need a love to keep me happy
I need a love to keep me happy
Baby, baby keep me happy
Baby, baby keep me happy

Honey Bun
Composer(s): Oscar Hammerstein II - Richard Rodgers
Performer(s): Mary Martin
and multiple other artists



Nellie:
My doll is as dainty as a sparrow
Her figure is somethin' to applaud
Where she's narrow she's as narrow an arrow
And she's broad where a broad should be broad

A hundred and one pounds of fun
That's my little honey bun!
Get a load of honey bun tonight

I'm speakin' of my Sweetie Pie
Only sixty inches high
Ev'ry inch is packed with dynamite!

Her hair is blond and curly
Her curls are hurly-burly
Her lips are pips!
I call her hips 'Twirly' and 'Whirly'

She's my baby, I'm her pap!
I'm her booby, she's my trap!
I am caught and I don't wanna run
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun!

I am caught and I don't wanna run
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun!

Believe me sonny!
She a cookie who can cook you 'till you're done
Ain't bein' funny!
Sonny, put your money on my honey bun!

Happiness Street
Composer(s): Edward R. White; Maxwell Wolfson
Performer(s): Georgia Gibbs;
and various other artists



Why am I happy, why am I gay
Me and my baby just moved out today (Where?)
On Happiness Street, corner Sunshine Square

Now we don't quarrel, now we're so glad
Glad that we're living where love is the fad (Where?)
On Happiness Street, corner Sunshine Square

They never heard of blues, they never heard of fears
They never heard of woes, they never heard of tears
That's the reason folks are happy there

So woncha ya pack up your troubles, take my advice
You and your baby can find paradise (Where?)
On Happiness Street, corner Sunshine Square

(Where?) To Happiness Street, corner Sunshine Square

(Where?) To Happiness Street, corner Sunshine Square

They never heard of blues, they never heard of fears
They never heard of woes, they never heard of tears
That's the reason folks are happy there

Ooh, so woncha pack up your troubles, take my advice
You and your baby can find paradise (Where?)
On Happiness Street, Happiness Street
C'mon-a Happiness Street, corner Sunshine Square

There Is Nothing Like A Dame
Composer(s): Oscar Hammerstein II - Richard Rodgers
First performance by: Myron McCormick - 1949
and multiple other artists



We got sunlight on the sand
We got moonlight on the sea
We got mangos and bananas
You can pick right off the tree
We got volleyball and ping-pong
And a lot of dandy games
What ain't we got?
We ain't got dames

We get packages from home
We get movies we get shows
We get speeches from our skipper
And advice from Tokyo Rose
We get letters doused with perfume
We get dizzy from the smell
What don't we get?
You know darn well

We got nothing to put on a clean white suit for
What we need is what there ain't no substitue for

There is nothing like a dame, nothing in the world
There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame

We feel restless we feel blue
We feel lonely and in grief
We feel every kind of feeling
But the feeling of relief
We feel hungry as the wolf felt 
when he met red riding hood
What don't we feel? we don't feel good

Lots of things in life are beautiful but brother
There is one particular thing that is nothing whatsoever in any shape or form like any other

There is nothing like a dame, nothing in the world
There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame

Nothing else is built the same
Nothing in the world
Has the soft and wavy frame
Like the silhouette of a dame
 
There's absolutely nothing 
like the frame of a dame

So suppose a dame ain't bright
Or completly free from flaws
Or as faithful as a bird dog
Or as kind as santa clause
It's a waste of time to worry
Over things that they have not
Be thankful for the things they've got

There is nothing you can name
That is anything like a dame
There are no books like a dame
And nothing looks like a dame
There are no drinks like a dame
And nothing thinks like a dame
Nothing acts like a dame
Or attracts like a dame
There ain't a thing thats wrong with any man here
That can't be cured by putting him near
a girly, womanly, female, feminine dame

Happiness Runs
Composer(s): Donovan Leitch
Performer(s): Mary Hopkin;
Donovan; Christine Lavin; Sudhananda



Little pebble upon the sand
Now you're lying here in my hand
How many years have you been here?
Little human upon the sand
From where I'm lying here in your hand
You to me are but a passing breeze

The sun will always shine where you stand
Depending in which land
You may find yourself
Now, you have my blessing, go your way

La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la

Happiness runs in a circular motion
Falters like a little boat upon the sea
All our souls are deeper than you can see
You can have everything if you let yourself be
Everybody is a part of anything, anyway
You can have everything if you let yourself be

Happiness runs, happiness runs
Happiness runs, happiness runs
(3x)

Happiness runs in a circular motion
Falters like a little boat upon the sea
All our souls are deeper than you can see
You can have everything if you let yourself be
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la, let yourself be

Happiness runs, happiness runs
Happiness runs, happiness runs

Bloody Mary
Composer(s): Oscar Hammerstein II - Richard Rodgers
Performer(s): London Theatre Orch.
and multiple other artists



Men:
Bloody Mary is the girl I love
Bloody Mary is the girl I love
Bloody Mary is the girl I love
Now ain't that too damn bad!

Her skin is tender as Dimaggio's glove
Her skin is tender as Dimaggio's glove
Her skin is tender as Dimaggio's glove
Now ain't that too damn bad!

Bloody Mary's chewin' betel nuts
She is always chewin' betel nuts
Bloody Mary's chewin' betel nuts
And she don't use Pepsodent!
Now ain't that too damn bad!

Bloody Mary is the girl I love
Bloody Mary is the girl I love
Bloody Mary is the girl I love
Now ain't that too damn bad!
Now ain't that too damn bad!

Happiness Is A Warm Gun
Composer(s): John Lennon; Paul McCartney
Performer(s): The Beatles;
and various other artists



She's not a girl, who misses much
Do roo roo roo roo, oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane
The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the Nation Trust

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun - ahaa
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm
Happiness is a warm gun - Yes it is 
Happiness is a warm - Yes it is - gun
Happiness is a warm gun...

Twin Soliloquies
Composer(s): Oscar Hammerstein II - Richard Rodgers
Performer(s): Ezio Pinza & Emil Pinza
and multiple other artists



Nellie:
Wonder how I'd feel
Livin' on a hillside
Lookin' on an ocean
Beautiful and still

Emile:
This is what I need
This is what I've longed for
Someone young and smilin'
Climbin' up my hill!

Nellie:
We are not alike
Probably I'd bore him
He's a cultured Frenchman
I'm a little hick

Emile:
Younger man than I
Officers and doctors
Probably pursue her
She could have her pick

Nellie:
Wonder why I feel
Jittery and jumpy!
I'm like a school girl
Waitin' for a dance

Emile:
Can I ask her now?
I'm like a school boy!
What will be her answer?
Do I have a chance?

Happiness Is A Thing Called Joe
Composer(s): Harold Arlen; E.Y. "Yip" Harburg
Performer(s): Ethel Waters;
and various other artists



It seems like happiness is just a thing called Joe
He's got a smile that makes the lilac wanta grow
He's got a way that makes the angels heave a sigh
When they know little Joe's passing by

Sometimes the cabin's gloomy and the table's bare
Then he'll kiss me and it's Christmas everywhere
Troubles fly away and life is easy go
Does he love me good, that's all I need to know

Seems like happiness, is just a thing called Joe

Little Joe, little Joe, little Joe

Dites-Moi
Composer(s): Oscar Hammerstein II - Richard Rodgers
Performer(s): Barbara Luna
and multiple other artists



Ngana and Jerome:
Dites-moi
Pourquoi
La vie est belle
Dies-moi
Pourquoi
La vie est gai
Dites-moi
Pourquoi
Chère Mad'moiselle
Est-ce que
Parce que
Vous m'aimez?

Dites-moi
Pourquoi
Chère Mad'moiselle
Est-ce que
Parce que
Vous m'aimez?

Tell me why
The sky is filled with music
Tell me why
We fly on clouds above
Can it be
That we
Can fly to music
Just because
Just because
We're in love?

Happiness Is
Composer(s): Paul Evans; Paul Parnes
Performer(s): Ray Conniff;
Paul Evans; Clark Terry



What happiness is
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Different things to different people
That's what happiness is

To the preacher
It's a prayer, prayer, prayer
To the Beatles
It's a "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah"
To the golfer
It's a hole in one
To the father
It's a brand new son

Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Different things to different people
That's what happiness is

To the beatnik
It's his beard, beard, beard
To the monster
Something weird, weird, weird
To a night owl
It's a good days sleep
To the Yankee's
It's a four game sweep

Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Different things to different people
That's what happiness is

On the desert
It's a drink, drink, drink
To the show girl
It's a mink, mink, mink
To the banker
Lots and lots of dough
To a racer
It's a GTO

To a sailor
It's the sea, sea, sea
To my mother
Why, it's me, me, me
To the birdies
It's the sky above
But, to my mind
It's the one I love

Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Different things to different people
That's what happiness is
Happiness is!

A Cockeyed Optimist
Composer(s): Oscar Hammerstein II - Richard Rodgers
Performer(s): Mary Martin
and multiple other artists



Nellie:
When the skies are brighter canary yellow
I forget ev'ry cloud I've ever seen
So they called me a cockeyed optimist
Immature and incurably green

I have heard people rant and rave and bellow
That we're done and we might as well be dead
But I'm only a cockeyed optimist
And I can't get it into my head

I hear the human race
Is fallin' on its face
And hasn't very far to go
But ev'ry whippoorwill
Is sellin' me a bill
And tellin' me it just ain't so

I could say life is just a bowl of Jello
And appear more intelligent and smart
But I'm stuck like a dope
With a thing called hope
And I can't get it out of my heart!
Not this heart...

Happiness
Composer(s): Allen Toussaint
Performer(s): The Pointer Sisters



I love the way you love to live
You got life, you're inspiration
I love the way that you do
Your heart's so freely
You're a sweet sensation
You're my invitation to happiness
You're full of sweet surprises, happiness
You fill my heart desire
More, more, more and more
And over and over again
Keep that goodness coming

I love the way you watch the world
Through kind eyes
That's why you're never sad, sad
Things don't bother you 
Like dos, don'ts and whys
You hold on to the good 
And you let the bad go by

Yeah, yeah
Happiness
I want your love forever
Happiness
Give me your love forever
More, more, more and more
And over and over again
Keep that goodness coming

Happiness
Give me your love forever
Happiness
Say you'll leave me never
More, more, more and more
And over and over again
Keep that goodness coming
Keep it coming, keep it coming
Keep it coming, coming
Keep it coming, keep it coming
Keep it, keep it coming