Funny (But I'm Not Laughing)
Composer(s): Mickey Jaco
Performer(s): Conway Twitty



Well I just saw you out with another
And I watched as you held his hand
It seems funny to see you with him instead of me
Funny but I'm not laughing

Then I heard you say it's all over
That you never loved me anyway
That the things we have done were only in fun
Funny but I'm not laughing

Then I turned away so my eyes couldn't see
His arms were around you where mine used to be
You would have laughed if you'd had only seen me
Yes I guess I was a funny sight to see
Standing there on the street with my heart at my feet
Funny but I'm not laughing 
Funny but I'm not laughing

Denn Wie Man Sich Bettet
Composer(s): Bertolt Brecht - Kurt Weill
Performer(s): Lotte Lenya



Meine Herren, meine Mutter prägte
Auf mich einst ein schlimmes Wort
Ich würde enden im Schauhaus
Oder an einem noch schlimmern Ort
Ja, so ein Wort, das ist leicht gesagt
Aber ich sage euch: Daraus wird nichts!
Das könnt ihr nicht machen mit mir!
Was aus mir noch wird, das werdet ihr schon sehen!
Ein Mensch ist kein Tier!

Denn wie man sich bettet, so liegt man
Es deckt einen da keiner zu
Und wenn einer tritt, dann bin ich es
Und wird einer getreten, dann bist’s du

Meine Herren, mein Freund, der sagte
Mir damals ins Gesicht
"Das Größte auf Erden ist Liebe"
Und "An morgen denkt man da nicht"
Ja, Liebe, das ist leicht gesagt
Aber wenn man täglich älter wird
Da wird nicht nach Liebe gefragt
Da muß man seine kurze Zeit benützen
Ein Mensch ist kein Tier!

Denn wie man sich bettet, so liegt man ...

Sorry My Name Isn't Fred
Composer(s): Harlan Howard
Performer(s): Bobby Helms



My heart should be light as a feather
For just yesterday we were wed
But why on our first night together
Did you call me your darling Fred

Sorry my name isn't Fred
How I wish I could be him insted
For that one word told me where your heart longs to be
I'm sorry my name isn't Fred

When you said I do at the altar
I thought I heard love in your voice
But I guess it was love for another
And I'm just for second choice

Sorry my name isn't Fred...

Denmark Street
Composer(s): Ray Davies
Performer(s): The Kinks



Down the way from the tottenham court road
Just round the corner from old soho
There's a place where the publishers go
If you don't know which way to go
Just open your ears and follow your nose
'cos the street is shakin' from the tapping of toes
You can hear that music play anytime on any day
Every rhythm, every way
You got to a publisher and play him your song
He says 'I hate your music and you hair is too long
But I'll sign you up because I'd hate to be wrong'
You've got a tune it's in your head you want to get it placed
So you take it up to a music man just to see what he will say
He says 'I hate the tune, I hate the words but I'll tell you what I'll do
I'll sign you up and take it round the street and see if it makes the grade'
And you might even hear it played on the rock 'n' roll hit parade
Daytime, night time, every week you can hear that heavy beat
Now the walls are shaking from the tapping of feet
Daytime, night time, every day you can hear that music play

A Little Unfair
Composer(s): Hank Cochran - Chuck Howard
Performer(s): Lefty Frizzell
and multiple other artists



You want me to love just you while you love your share
Ain't that being a little unfair
It's me stay home while you stay gone till you decide to care
Ain't that being a little unfair?

I can't see how it can be anything for me
What's mine is yours but what's yours is yours
That's how you wanted to be
You want me to wait for you till you decide to care
Ain't that being a little unfair?

I can't see how it can be anything for me
What's mine is yours but what's yours is yours
That's how you wanted to be
You want me to wait for you till you decide to care
Ain't that being a little unfair?...

Denise ((aka Denis (Blondie) - 1977))
((French Version: Sylvie (Frank Alamo) - 1963))
Composer(s): Neil Levenson
First release by: Randy & The Rainbows - 1963
Covered by multiple other artists



Oh Denise, shooby doo
I'm in love with you, Denise shooby doo
I'm in love with you, Denise shooby doo
I'm in love with you, 

Denise Denise, oh with your eyes so blue
Denise, Denise, I got a crush on you
Denise, Denise, I'm so in love with you

Oh when we walk, it seems like paradise
And when we talk, it always feels so nice
Denise, Denise, I'm so in love with you

Your my love and everytime I look at you
When you stare it's like a dream
And I'm so lucky cause I found a girl like you

Oh Denise, shooby doo
I'm in love with you, Denise shooby doo
I'm in love with you, Denise shooby doo
I'm in love with you, 

Denise, Denise, I want you for my bride
Denise, Denise, oh can we kiss goodnight
Denise, Denise, I'm so in love with you

Oh Denise, shooby doo
I'm in love with you, Denise shooby doo
I'm in love with you, Denise shooby doo...

Life Turned Her That Way
Composer(s): Harlan Howard
First release by: "Little" Jimmy Dickens - 1965
Covered by multiple other artists



If she seems cold and bitter, I beg of you
Stop and consider all she's been through
Don't be quick to condemn her for things she might say
Woah, don't blame her, life turned her that way

She's been walked on and stepped on so many times
And I hate to admit it, but that last footprint's mine
She was crying when I met her, she cries harder today
Woah, don't blame her, life turned her that way

She's been walked on and stepped on so many times
And I hate to admit it, but that last footprint's mine
She was crying when I met her, she cries harder today
Woah, don't blame her, life turned her that way
Woah, don't blame her, life turned her that way

Denis ((aka Denise (Randy & The Rainbows) - 1963))
((French Version: Sylvie (Frank Alamo) - 1963))
Composer(s): Neil Levenson
Performer(s): Blondie - 1977



Oh Denis ooh-be-do, I'm in love with you
Denis, ooh-be-do, I'm in love with you
Denis, ooh-be-do, I'm in love with you
Denis, Denis, oh with your eyes so blue
Denis, Denis, I've got a crush on you
Denis, Denis, I'm so in love with you, oh-oh
Oh when we walk it always feels so nice
And when we talk it seems like paradise
Denis, Denis I'm so in love with you, oh-oh
You're my king and I'm in heaven every time I look at you
When you smile it's like a dream
And I'm so lucky, 'cause I found a boy like you
Denis, Denis, avee tes yeux si bleus
Denis, Denis, Quand j'ai peché pour deux
Denis, Denis, I’m so in love you, oh-oh
Denis, Denis, oh won’t you hold me tight
Denis, Denis, please can we kiss to night
Denis, Denis, I’m so in love with you, oh-oh
Oh Denis ooh-be-do, I'm in love with you
Denis ooh-be-do, I'm in love with you
Denis ooh-be-do, I'm in love with you

Any Place I Hang My Hat Is Home
Composer(s): Johnny Mercer - Harold Arlen
Performer(s): Ruby Hill
and multiple other artists



Free and easy, that's my style
Howdy-do me, watch me smile
Fare-thee-well me after a while
'Cause I gotta roam
And any place I hang my hat is home

Sweetenin' water, cherry wine
Thank you kindly, suits me fine
Kansas City, Caroline
That's my honeycomb
'Cause any place I hang my hat is home

Birds roostin' in a tree
Pick up and go, and the goin' proves
That's how it oughta be
I pick up too when the spirit moves me
Cross the river, 'round the bend
"Hello stranger!", "So long friend!"
There's a voice in the lonesome wind 
That keeps whisp'ring, "Roam!"
I'm going where a welcome mat is
No matter where that is
'Cause any place I hang my hat is home 

Den Sköna Helén (aka Eller Flickan I Peru)
Composer(s): Benjamin Russel Hanby - Evert Taube



Nu jag sjunger om ett annat land och om en annan kust
Och om minnen från min ungdomsflydda dar
Det är sången om den flickan som i glädje nöd och lust
Lovat älska den hon redan svikit har

Vilka dagar vilka stunder utav kärlek sol och sång
Vilka nätter uti silvermånens glans
Och i skuggan ut av palmer har vi vandrat mången gång
Större lycka på jorden aldrig fanns

Och min älskling i Peru
Jag är alltid ensam nu
Med min sorg min längtan och min melodi
Ingen sjunger nu som förr du sjöng för mig i Tapalque
Och min sköna, min älskade Helene

Ack när vågor sakta viskar i vår vik i Tapalque
Solen sjunker i Stilla havets famn
Sitter jag här upp i Nordens land och värmer mina ben
Framför brasan i mitt rum på Östermalm

Ensam glömd av alla och likså av den jag älskat mest
Och förutan annan tröst uti min sorg
Än det hoppet att få hyran ut till våren om igen
Ombord i skeppet Gripen ifrån Göteborg

Och min älskling i Peru
Jag är alltid ensam nu
Med min sorg min längtan och min melodi
Ingen sjunger nu som förr du sjöng för mig i Tapalque
Och min sköna, min älskade Helene

Standing In The Twilight
Performer(s): Maywood



I need love and some affection
I need a shoulder to cry on
But every time they seem to find out who I am
Everything goes wrong
I am a well respected lady
being pictured the upper class (upper class, upper class)
I can't go walking around in jeans or shirt
but I couldn't care less
I wanna be there, hanging around
I wanna be there, getting my feet back on the ground

Standing in the twilight, darling
Can't you lend helping hand?
Won't you take me with you where it's peaceful?
Baby, try to understand
Standing in the twilight, darling
Every time you're watching me
But will it live up to expectations?
Won't you keep me company?

I miss the movement and the action
I miss the boy who called me "love"
The way he held my hand and sang me a song
about all the stars above
Last night I dreamed about a party (party, party)
and every one was there
I miss his tender smile, how he once in a while was messing up my hair
I wanna be there, hanging around
I wanna be there, getting my feet back on the ground

(Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight)
(Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight) 

Den Jag Väntat På
Composer(s): Agnetha Fältskog
Performer(s): Agnetha Fältskog



Låt mig tala om
Idag han till mig kom
Just han som jag har väntat på

En enda blick du gav
Jag kände mig så svag
Förstod med ens att något hänt

Jag ber dig ej om mer
Den lycka du mig ger
Att bara finnas nära mig

Nu finns blott du och jag
Hur varje ensam dag
Förbytts mot det jag drömde om

Att blott få älska dig
Är allt jag önskat mig
Och framför mig jag ser
Att du emot mig ler
Vi båda trohet svär
Jag vet att du är här
Och nu vet jag vad kärlek är

Jag ger dig allt jag har
Och kärleken finns kvar
All kärlek jag har spart för dig

Så underbart det är
Att känna sig så här
Jag vet att det är du som
Gett mig allt det här
Så tack för att du kom
Låt mig få tala om
Att du är den jag väntat på

Så tack för att du kom
Låt mig få tala om
Att du är den jag väntat på

Any Old Wind That Blows
Composer(s): Dick Feller
Performer(s): Johnny Cash



Lord she's restless, like cotton candy clouds that sail the day, slow and free
And she possesses a mind that can't resign to stay, for long with me
Though I've tried and tried to keep her tied
And satisfied until she really needs me, yes I do
But when that certain look comes on her face I can't replace it and she leaves me

She's a butterfly in mid July who just can't wait to try her brand new wings, on brand new things
And she needs no rhyme or reason when she goes
Her mind is on what lies beyond that wall
And blue horizon I suppose and heaven knows
She'll go sailin' off on any old wind that blows
Yes she will, yes she will 
She'll go sailin' off on any old wind that blows

I know she needs me, about as much as I need someone else, which I don't
And if need be, I swear someday I'll up and leave myself, which I won't
Even if she loved another man I'd understand it more than I do 
But I know the only reason that she ever has for leavin' is she wants to

She's a butterfly in mid July who just can't wait to try her brand new wings, on brand new things
And she needs no rhyme or reason when she goes
Her mind is on what lies beyond that wall
And blue horizon I suppose and heaven knows
She'll go sailin' off on any old wind that blows
Yes she will, yes she will 
She'll go sailin' off on any old wind that blows 

Den Itan Nissi
Composer(s): Manos Hadjidakis - N. Kazantzakis
Performer(s): Nana Mouskouri



Den itan nissi
Itan therio pou kitoundan sti thalassa
Den itan nissi
Itan therio pou kitoundan sti thalassa
Ki itan I gorgona I adelfi tou Mega Alexandrou
Ki itan I gorgona I adelfi tou Mega Alexandrou
Pou thrinouse ke fourtouniaze to pelago
Pou thrinouse ke fourtouniaze to pelago
Ama lefterothi I Kriti, ama lefterothi I Kriti
Ama lefterothi I Kriti, ama lefterothi I Kriti
Tha lefterothi ki emena I Kardia mou
Tha lefterothi ki emena I Kardia mou
Ama lefterothi I Kriti, tha gelasso
Ama lefterothi I Kriti, tha gelasso
Ama lefterothi I Kriti, tha gelasso
Ama lefterothi I Kriti, tha gelasso
Den itan nissi
Itan therio pou kitoundan sti thalassa
Den itan nissi
Itan therio pou kitoundan sti thalassa
Ki itan I gorgona I adelfi tou Mega Alexandrou
Ki itan I gorgona I adelfi tou Mega Alexandrou
Pou thrinouse ke fourtouniaze to pelago
Pou thrinouse ke fourtouniaze to pelago
Ama lefterothi I Kriti, ama lefterothi I Kriti
Ama lefterothi I Kriti, ama lefterothi I Kriti
Tha lefterothi ki emena I Kardia mou
Tha lefterothi ki emena I Kardia mou
Ama lefterothi I Kriti, tha gelasso
Ama lefterothi I Kriti, tha gelasso
Ama lefterothi I Kriti, tha gelasso
Ama lefterothi I Kriti, tha gelasso
Ama lefterothi I Kriti
Ama lefterothi I Kriti
Ama lefterothi I Kriti
Ama lefterothi I Kriti
Ama lefterothi I Kriti
Ama lefterothi I Kriti
Ama lefterothi I Kriti
Ama lefterothi I Kriti

I See A Boat On The River
Composer(s): Frank Farian - Fred Jay - Helmut Rulofs
Performer(s): Boney M.



He left on a boat
Just to follow a dream
He had to find
You can’t hold a man
When he follows a dream
That’s on his mind

I see a boat on the river
It’s sailing away
Down to the ocean
Where to I can’t say

Boat on the river
It’s sailing away
Down to the ocean
Where to I can’t say

I waited for him
Such a very long time
Don’t know what for
’cause I should have known
When he left on the boat
We’ll meet no more

I see a boat on the river
It’s sailing away
Down to the ocean
Where to I can’t say

Boat on the river
It’s sailing away
Down to the ocean
Where to I can’t say

Boat on the river
It’s sailing away
Down to the ocean
Where to I can’t say

Boat on the river
You’re bound for the sea
If you should find him
Please greet him from me

There were people who came
And said it’s really a shame
Why did he take off
To follow just a dream
But I guess they were wrong
In life you’re sailing along
And things don’t turn out
As simple as they seem

Boat on the river
It’s sailing away
Down to the ocean
Where to I can’t say

I see a boat on the river
It’s sailing away
Down to the ocean
Where to I can’t say

I see a boat on the river
You’re bound for the sea
If you should find him
Please greet him from me

Boat on the river
It’s sailing away
Down to 

Any Old Time Of The Day
Composer(s): Burt Bacharach - Hal David
First release by: Dionne Warwick - 1963
Covered by multiple other artists

Versions In Other Languages:
1964 - Chaque Instant De Chaque Jour (Sheila)
1966 - Questo Amore È Per Sempre (Dalida)



Don't think because you've been running around
I won't answer the phone when your world tumbles down
You can call me
Any old time of the day
And I'll be there
If you ever need someone to cry to
I've got a shoulder to spare
Remember, I still care
It doesn't matter that you broke my heart
My heart still loves you so
It doesn't matter that you left my arms
My arms still need you so
And even though you walked out of my life
You are my life
You are my love 
For always! 

You can call me
Any old time of the day
And I'll be there
If you ever need someone to cry to
I've got a shoulder to spare
Remember, I still care
It doesn't matter that you broke my heart
My heart still loves you so
It doesn't matter that you left my arms
My arms still need you so
And even though you walked out of my life
You are my life
You are my love 
For always! 

Den Gråtande Drängen
(Traditional)
Performer(s): Triakel



Drängen han satt i trappa å grät
grät gjorde han så svåra
Pigan hon frågade honom då
vad honom fattas månde
Ack, om jag finge ligga i din säng! 
Ligg i min säng, du stackars dräng! 
ligg i min säng, du stackars dräng! 
Gråt sedan aldrig mera! 

Drängen han låg i sängen å grät
grät gjorde han så svåra
Pigan hon frågade honom då
vad honom fattas månde
Ack, om jag finge ligga på din arm! 
Ligg på min arm, du stackars dräng! 
ligg på min arm, du stackars dräng! 
Gråt sedan aldrig mera! 

Drängen han låg på armen å grät
grät gjorde han så svåra
Pigan hon frågade honom då
vad honom fattas månde
Ack, om jag finge ta på di jeit! 
Ta på mi jeit, du stackars dräng! 
ta på mi jeit, du stackars dräng! 
Gråt sedan aldrig mera! 

Drängen han låg i sängen å grät
grät gjorde han så svåra
Pigan hon frågade honom då
vad honom fattas månde
Ack, om jag finge ta på di mus! 
Ta på mi mus, du stackars dräng! 
ta på mi mus, du stackars dräng! 
Gråt sedan aldrig mera! 

Drängen han tog på musen å grät
grät gjorde han så svåra
Pigan hon frågade honom då
vad honom fattas månde
Ack, om jag finge sticka in mit spjett! 
Stick in ditt spjett, du stackars dräng! 
stick in ditt spjett, du stackars dräng! 
Gråt sedan aldrig mera! 

Drängen han stack in spjettn å grät
grät gjorde han så svåra
Pigan hon frågade honom då
vad honom fattas månde
Ack, om jag finge jucka opp å ne! 
Jucka opp å ne, du stackars dräng! 
jucka opp å ne, du stackars dräng! 
Gråt sedan aldrig mera! 

Drängen han jucka opp å jucka ne
grät gjorde han så svåra
Pigan hon frågade honom då
vad honom fattas månde
Ack, om jag finge dra honom ut! 
Dra honom ut, du förbannade dräng! 
dra honom ut, du förbannade dräng! 
Hit kommer du aldrig mera!

Wann Kommt Das Glück Auch Zu Mir
Composer(s): Max Colpet - Lotar Olias
Performer(s): Freddy Quinn



So ist nun einmal das Leben
Dem einen dem geht es zu gut
Dem an´dren geht alles daneben
Manchmal verliert man den Mut

Doch was man heut nicht gefunden
Morgen vielleicht ist es hier
Schlaflos lieg ich und denke
Wann kommt das Glück auch zu mir?

Oft gehe ich durch die Strassen
Stundenlang ohne ein Ziel
Könnte die ganze Welt hassen
Weil ich verlassen mich fühl

Klein und verraucht ist die Kneipe
Wo ich ne Runde spendier
Nur um dann jeden zu fragen
Wann kommt das Glück auch zu mir?

Plötzlich ich kann es kaum fassen
Tritt jemand leis auf mich zu
Sagt "Man muss lieben nicht hassen"
Küsst mich und sagt zu mir "Du"

Führt mich hinaus in den Garten
Während ich tanze mit Ihr
Weiss ich ich muss nicht mehr warten
Jetzt kommt das Glück auch zu mir

Den Euro
((Adapted from: Mañana (Is Soon Enough For Me) (Peggy Lee))
Composer(s): Dave Barbour - Peggy Lee
Performer(s): De Strangers



Euro-hier… Euro-daar… Euro-overal
veertig-komma-drei-en-dârtig, kost ons da geval…!

Waarda ‘k oêk oep vacanse ging, in éénder welk land
betold’n ‘k mè het geld van dààr, en ‘k vond da just plezânt...
mè franse frang veur ‘ne Pastis oep’ ‘n Parijs’ terras
in Benidorm v’r ‘ne Pajella mè mijn pesetas…

Den Euro… den Euro… daar gon w’ onze pere nog mè zien
den Euro… den Euro… ’n moeilijke vermenigvuldiging…

Die splinternieve briefkes gon nie in m’ne porteful’…
en van dîen hoop mè nikkelgeld weur ‘k hîemol horendul...
dus in de pleuts van porteful’ en van ‘ne port’monnee...
neem ‘k mijn vraa heur sjakos, en nog e Wibra-zakske mee

Den Euro… den Euro… daar gon w’ onze pere nog mè zien
den Euro… den Euro… ’n moeilijke vermenigvuldiging…

‘k Zit mè ‘nen hoop mè twijfels en mè vragen allemaal
wa geef ’k in de kârk, as ze rondgaan met de schaal…
wa fooi geef ‘k ’n weecee-madam, wa prijs ‘ne prostituée...
en ronden die den Euro af nor boven of beneej’…

Den Euro… den Euro… daar gon w’ onze pere nog mè zien
den Euro… den Euro… ’n moeilijke vermenigvuldiging…

‘k Zèn is nor mijnen boekhaawer gon vragen hoe da zit,
wast hij al da zwart geld van mij, in Euros nie t’rug wit…!
a zee: " ge doe mà twijf’len, mor v’r àlle-valle-veur...
dan vraagde ’t best is îest on oew’n belastingscontroleur...!

Den Euro….den Euro… die voelde in uwe portemonnee
mè Euro….mè Euro… verdiende ineens ’n kleiner pree…!

Oep reis gon nor e landje zonder Euro, ja da kan...
nor Amerika, China, Engeland of nor Afghanistan…
dan moette mè den boot, want mè de vlieger da’s nie pluis…
dus gaan wa mor naar "Niverance" ofwel blijve we thuis…

Den Euro… den Euro… schaft aa zôe e geldmachientje aan…
den Euro… den Euro… veur da g’ in de doeke weurd gedaan!
den Euro… den Euro… die voelde in uwe portemonnee
mè Euro… mè Euro… verdiende ineens ’n kleiner pree…!

Euro-hier… Euro-daar… Euro-overal
veertig-komma-drei-en-dârtig… kost… ons… da… geval…!

Any Old Time
Composer(s): Artie Shaw
Performer(s): Billie Holiday
and multiple other artists



Any old time you want me I am yours
For just the asking darling
Any old time you need me I'll be there
With love that's lasting darling
All through the years we'll stand together
Sharing the tears and stormy weather
And the sunshine
Will be yours and mine
Any old time your blue you'll have our love
To chase away the blues
And any old thing you do
I'll see you through
So just remember that I am waiting dear
If ever you want me I'll be here
Any old time and any place
Where you may be